Jessica Vigna @Jessvigna

Joined January 2013

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LeanOnYou @XScrapper

9 months ago

Can someone tell me how this is good

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Adam @adamgreattweet

2 years ago

deleting dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (returning home after quitting my job in the city to help save the local bakery and learn the true meaning of christmas)

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Invis🧜‍♀️ @invis4yo

3 years ago

me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:

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Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills

3 years ago

The thoughts and prayers of all of Bills Mafia are supporting you, Damar. 🙏

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

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can we normalize making a registry for your birthday instead of only making them for weddings and baby showers? because when it’s my friends bdays it would be so much nicer to click on their amazon registry and send a gift that they actually want right to their doorstep

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Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan

3 years ago

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

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pj @pjayevans

3 years ago

Hey man. I saw your instagram story about how you’re at the beach. I was hoping you could delete it? I’m at work and it upsets me

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jazmin @itsnotjazminn

3 years ago

“bro” but in a flirty way

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Lakota Man @LakotaMan1

3 years ago

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

4 years ago

One of my favorite lies to tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is substantially more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.

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Emory @emory_3

4 years ago

Proud of myself for outgrowing a lot of stuff

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dana back @baddanadanabad

4 years ago

i love when you walk into a cool girl’s bedroom and you’re like “oh a rom com main character lives here.” meanwhile when you walk into my bedroom you’re like “oh a mentally ill raccoon lives here.”