Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

Cockerney Costermonger. Two fer a Paaaahhhnnnndd. That London innit Joined September 2011

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

@GaylordFarquhar Fair enuff son - keep yer 'air on. I'll give Big Trev an Knuckles McGinty a bell and get 'em onto it. #twogoonsferagraaand

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

@GaylordFarquhar Caws they wuz sunshine. Chinese sweatshop labour innit mate? - enjoy yer noodles yer fawtless fackin scumbag #twoferapaahnd

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

@GaylordFarquhar @bumfudgebingo I dunno abaaht that - she never kips 'ere - I kick er aaht straight after she's marked up me papers.

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

@GaylordFarquhar @bumfudgebingo Them Supadrug earplugs is made by kids in sweatshops tho innit - #2ferapaahndandnoonesuffers

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

10p off Womans Weekly today only, or two fer a paaahnd.

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

@bumfudgebingo Tuff tits sunshine. No refunds. Now leave us alone -I'm tryin ter push a stuck dump raahnd the u-bend wiv a women's weekly

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Jimmy Grindle @JimmyGrindle

15 years ago

@bumfudgebingo Not naah son - Mick the Transit just turned up wiv a vanload of used wankmags an I'm busy tryin ter knock im dahn to a monkey

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