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At my neighborhood bar, with my usual drink, with my fav bartender, while Africa by Toto plays in the background. Life’s chill.
Found a place that has $1 Budweisers from 6-8pm and I got here at 6:30. I’m the only one taking advantage and I feel this is one of the most FL things I’ve done. #iamflman
Well if you’re gonna go somewhere to be sad at least it has a nice view.
This past week has been stressful af, but things are looking up 🙏🏻🙏🏻 new apt this weekend and new job on Monday. #notgoingbackwithoutafight
After taking so many L’s the last year I think things are finally starting to turn around for once 🙏🏻 #insertinspirationalquotehere
An hour and a half commute while hungover is truly the definition of hell. However, German tourists are a fucking hoot to hang with. #Williamsburg
4:30 am girl who ordered a happy meal at the McD’s, next to the subway station, you are my spirit animal.
Welp, I just experienced another first. Drunk guy just started pissing in between subway carts about 5 feet away from me. #amIhomeyet
When you’re so bored waiting for the subway that you’re literally searching for subway rats near the rails 😐
Drunk me decided to renew my Hulu subscription last night and I ain’t mad about it. He got the commercial-free version 🤙🏻#thankspastme
Update, your boi got the third interview same day or end of the week. I’m pretty stoked but trying to not jinx it 🙏🏻
Two interviews down and if all goes well one more and I’ll be working 20 mins away instead of an hour and a half 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Last night I was walking home from a date in 12 degree weather and for some reason drunk me thought it would be a great idea to have “Last Resort” by Papa Roach as the soundtrack. #mylifeisamess
Snow day brunch convo “Isn’t Pablo Escobar out in Brooklyn?” “......he’s been dead” #mimosas
I’ve been running around like a mad man the past month getting my life together from the ground up in a new place. However, there’s just something about being in constant fight or flight mode that really has made me feel alive again instead of complacent.
After a week and a half of frigid ass showers and eating out too much your boi finally has hot water and can cook again 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 small victories.
No lie, regardless of what dumb crap life throws at me now I’m so glad I’m where I’m at. NY has been fun and a struggle but every person I’ve met so far has been so welcoming. Bushwick has my heart.
There’s a bar down the street from my apt, I think I may have found my McClaren’s 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #HIMYMreferences
This girl just straight up Sparta kicked the elevator doors as they were closing so she could get in. New York is an interesting place.
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“overused jokes blah blah!” What is YOUR favorite joke inside the persona fandom?
Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️
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Using only food, where did you grow up?
If Facebook and IG stay dark for another few hours, I'm afraid I'll have healthy self esteem.
Things that are happening this fall in New York! My new show and @nyjets . We both have been through “the mill” but in the long run we never let you down.
I still need to have something good on tv while I stare at my phone.
“I don’t think I know enough about that subject to weigh in on it”-no comedian ever
Just gonna RT this. #GetVaccinated
I’m going to quit day drinking. I’m starting to find myself attracted to The General insurance guy.
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Exciting at first then ends in depression
The neurological effects of cocaine are similar to falling in love.
Cuomo was asked multiple times today if he planned to step down. He said, “no means no.”
So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?
u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons
High powered government officials forcing small businesses to close with no bailout plan should be forced to eat at only the shittiest chain restaurants when things open back up
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