Jon Clements @JonClements77

Director of Development @crestadvisory Recovering journalist, views my own, RTs not always endorsements, tweets delete automatically after 60 days crestadvisory.com London, England Joined February 2011

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

2 months ago

@vovudebosh Oh, so this is why I get 5 bullshit emails a day offering me crap my business doesn’t need in a way which over promises and advertises the sender’s ignorance of why we actually do. Claude can THAT?

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 months ago

@Se_Railway now this driver can speak clearly (has he had special training?) and tells us 'he's just been told' there is a broken down train at lewisham. Is this a new train or the one he could have known about hours ago?

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 months ago

@Se_Railway back to the other side of the station - platform 6 this time (maybe I'll get to visit every platform before I leave - how much fun will that be?) dodging the station staff who are scratching themselves and offering no direction or advice

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 months ago

@Se_Railway 16:47 from Cannon Street a shambles: delayed, no information from the driver, doors wouldn't open to allow us to get the other services leaving on time (or let any air in) and when they did the station staff had no idea (or interest in ) what was going on.

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

4 months ago

Also your automated PA voice has the tone and sincerity of the Hunger Games announcer. Do better, and stop blaming the border for your screw up

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

4 months ago

@LeShuttle why are your announcements on the lanes waiting to board trains saying the 2 hr delay is because of new processing arrangements at the border? We were processed in usual time. Been waiting 45 mins since going through - problem is there’s no trains!!!

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

6 months ago

@henrywinter Great piece. I remember the pub I was in, the school friends I was with (even though I haven’t seen them in many years since) and shudder at the thought of VAR existing.

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Crest Advisory @CrestAdvisory

a year ago

Crest Advisory’s research has been cited in the London Drugs Commission’s landmark report, the most comprehensive international study to date on cannabis use, its impact, and approach to policing. london.gov.uk/programmes-str…

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

2 years ago

@Se_Railway The doors didn’t close 30 seconds before departure - the train left at 11.58 and 30 seconds ! Read my message properly, drop the patronizing tone and answer my question: why did the driver *leave* (not close the doors) early ?

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

2 years ago

@Se_Railway thanks a bunch - your 11:59 from St Johns to Eltham left 30 seconds early - why do your drivers do this ????

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

2 years ago

@DannyShawNews @Keir_Starmer Indeed you did, and you were proven right!

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Crest Advisory @CrestAdvisory

2 years ago

With all major parties making headline pledges on law and order, we’ve asked our in-house think tank Crest Insights to take a closer look. We will be publishing reviews of the manifestos from the leading parties on our website: crestadvisory.com/manifesto-revi…

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 years ago

@CommunityFibre internet down in Se3 ??

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 years ago

@Se_Railway what’s going on with trains from St Johns to Lewisham? First you say everything is delayed because of a broken down train earlier - now it’s a passenger taken ill? Sort it out .

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 years ago

@LewishamCouncil why no recycling bin collection today on St Johns Vale ?

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 years ago

@Se_Railway another day, another 7.43 from St Johns cancelled , two days running on top of delays on Tuesday - your service this week has been abysmal . What’s today’s excuse ??

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Jon Clements @JonClements77

3 years ago

@RorySmith Some of their clubs *have* been wronged by Saturday - they just don’t know it yet. When Spurs sneak into Europe or even a CL place by 2 points, we’ll actually be over it (and probably sitting pretty in 3rd) - it will be other fanbases screaming blue murder.