Jordan Bell @JordanBell7
speak ya mind Joined June 2011-
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@Bezner I needed this now more than ever. Thanks for sharing
I'm realizing that part of maturity is the stubborn insistence on being joyful.
Thanks for tuning in!!
Jim Cantore asked NOLA lady "Were any Churches open during the storm ?" She replied "I don't know I only eat Popeyes."
First week of medical school and everyone’s asking about tests/curriculum/etc and I raise my hand from the back row to ask what time recess is. Still my favorite class in school.
Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked
@chaddyy_ Brownie points for tweeting this song
man I thought I was so fuckin ugly in middle school and I just looked back at some old pictures and turns out I absolutely WAS ugly in middle school. kind of comforting to know I had an accurate self image even then
I’m attractive in low light settings and from far away. let’s meet in a cave.
I’m 39 and still not really clear how boners work. Like do you get them when you see a really good looking cheese plate or is it really just a sex thing?
Being a friend with someone who has a different opinion, race, background, political persuasion, etc. doesn't mean agreement. It means *friendship.* If we are only friends with those who agree with us then, well, we won't have any friends. Friendship REQUIRES difference.
Dumplings imply the existence of a large dumple
People wonder why I’m so tired all the time as if it’s easy giving off this much razzle dazzle every day
You’re under the age of 18 aren’t you? Be honest
Micheal Nhial @MichealNhi11
149 Followers 244 Following 📍Winnetonka High School |CO|2029|KCMO|816 Hoops| 6,8| 816-762-0915|
Mollie Hunt @MollieH89790694
148 Followers 3K Following Welcome to my world.🙄 My WhatsApp +1(832)382-6366
artbysin_ @artbysin1
34 Followers 148 Following 817•Painting•Mixed Media•Graphic Design•Print Making•Photography• San Antonio based artist. “Art is what you can get away with”-Andy Warhol
khoeun Lyric @KhoeunLyric
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Tyler John Hartman @tjhman4
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Japanese Guy @realjapaneseguy
83 Followers 1K Following subscribe to my channel or I will unfollow u
💎MEGAN ORTIZ 💎 @MegannnOhhh
729 Followers 344 Following kardashian slander will not be tolerated here
Zachary Oretsky @ZOretsky6
165 Followers 254 Following Geologist, UC Davis and Trinity University alum, ⚾ Views are my own
Kurtty Burrdy @K2Wix
17 Followers 227 Following UTA Psychology ‘20 / kinda nerdy / life is funny I manage a Nightclub
Austen Williams @ADUB_44
735 Followers 558 Following Pilot. Ticket P1. Sad Cowboys fan. Texas State University.
Carlos Martinez @CarlosM55602492
8 Followers 145 Following Be yuor self 💪💪💪👌✌ Nicaraguense por gracias de Dios 🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮
🤘🏼💥AKACAMERO... @AKACAMERONYT
28 Followers 231 Following All I wanna be when I grow up is Morgan Freeman🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
Md Asikur Rahman @MdAsiku66069151
16 Followers 251 Following
Steve Bezner @Bezner
12K Followers 2K Following Longtime pastor turned @truettseminary prof. Trying to take Jesus seriously and to learn how to love. Author YOUR JESUS IS TOO AMERICAN. Opinions mine.
vincent shan gogh🤠 @Shannoneconner
281 Followers 158 Following a dumb🤌🏼 bitch🤌🏼but still smarter🤌🏼 than🤌🏼you🤌🏼
Whataburger® @Whataburger
1.1M Followers 156K Following It's lowkey hot, but only here for a limited time. Try the Bacon Blaze Jalapeño, also available in Jr. and Whatachick'n.
Evan Edwards @evann69
258 Followers 313 Following
Sumbul Hameed @SumbulHameed
41 Followers 286 Following
Sd @SommerDurante
2 Followers 16 Following
Leo @TallMexicanKid
286 Followers 158 Following My hobbies are Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Die hard pats fan. Its pretty much all about my dog
ILY @HeartBio
32K Followers 40K Following Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.
Taylor @taylortooreal
1K Followers 1K Following Malcolm P 4/18/22 & Papa S 3/14/26 🤞🏾#WHODAT⚜️#GeauxTigers🐯#StraightUpTx #OneforDallas ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Room 153 @Room_153
26 Followers 169 Following @Deitatus, @JacksonShoeface, and @Sir_Brontosaur stuck together for four years.
Adorable Puppies @PuppyRelief
12K Followers 40K Following Your daily baby animals fix! | We do not own any of the pics we tweet
#doitforstate @chaddoesbrad
307 Followers 3K Following Do you like to get litty? Are you a Savage? #doitforstate #difs
Steve White @SteveWh34681405
7 Followers 142 Following
Patricks Rock @PatrcksRock
526 Followers 1K Following
Donny Darville @Darville33
230 Followers 346 Following HSU Business Management | Kennedale, TX🛩Arkadelphia, AR | CarlyeSingleton👫
Parker Cormack @pcmack2
235 Followers 276 Following Trinity University Baseball Alum. CO to TX // Financial Planner and avid outdoorsman
realitytvshow @bgcslave
170K Followers 33K Following #bgc #badgirlsclub #lhhh #followback #JerseyShore #JSFamilyVacation Watch All Seasons Of Bad Girls Club here (for FREE) 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
Tyler John Hartman @tjhman4
7 Followers 169 Following
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
667K Followers 53 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66
407K Followers 519 Following alt @lilsamsquanch66 | Listen to @SonOfABoyDad | stand up tickets below
no context bake off @nocontextgbbo
90K Followers 70 Following rip bake off (bbc's version) you will always be famous #gbbo
💎MEGAN ORTIZ 💎 @MegannnOhhh
729 Followers 344 Following kardashian slander will not be tolerated here
the wicked witch of t... @kpfeffss
26K Followers 219 Following Scooby Doo spooky island stan account (she/her)
epicurious @epicurious
3.4M Followers 234 Following
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.1M Followers 13 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
128K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Y0cx
Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69
44K Followers 2K Following Leg Day Enthusiast, Racoon Guy, Hot Bartender, Part-time Animal Wrangler
sensitive marinara @lilkalamata
3K Followers 553 Following weeeee (that's me having fun in my beautiful silly perfect little life) she/her
Drunk Circa @DrunkCirca
27 Followers 37 Following
Pitch @pitchjokes
19K Followers 458 Following Pitch was an app and community of comedy writers. All posts original and paid. Recollect Pitch in your home for eternity with some final merch at the link!
your away message @YourAwayMessage
161K Followers 0 Following likes: puppies, summer, my girls, cupcakes! dislikes: thunder, paper cuts, war.
Hannah Rodriguez @HannahRod1
277 Followers 215 Following University of Oklahoma | New York Law School
sarah schauer 🦂 @sarahschauer
488K Followers 652 Following you win some, you lose most . 🏳️🌈 she/they, lesbian.
dick snickers @smithsara79
36K Followers 708 Following My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
Caitlin @caithuls
15K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
Austen Williams @ADUB_44
735 Followers 558 Following Pilot. Ticket P1. Sad Cowboys fan. Texas State University.
Hunter Spielman @spielmanhunter
133 Followers 165 Following
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272K Followers 292 Following Just a Girl, girling out [email protected]
billiam @BillRatchet
368K Followers 849 Following
Carter-William @carterwilliam_
5K Followers 305 Following The same ole me, now in law flavor. Header provided by https://t.co/Wq163mGNtQ comments section. Trilingual if you don’t listen too closely. IG:carterwilliam
ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt
545K Followers 673 Following (e)girl next door• they won’t remove the blue check no matter how hard I try • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: [email protected]
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
37.8M Followers 48 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.












































