Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan
I am at the age of extravagant hopes, monseigneur. Earth, 21st Century Joined September 2013-
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondrye webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! Anon cometh Spydere Man
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Every day, I stray further and further away from knowing whether I have any envelopes or where they might be.
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the feminine urge to forsake the immortal life of your people so that you can spend a lifetime with aragorn
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Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed
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my dream job is actually just… hobbit
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A HYDRA YS MAKINGE A RÉSUMÉ: • comfortable wearinge manye hattes
me patronizing my cat: *jessica day wearing the starfish voice* yoUNG mAHnn
I Dreamed a Dream august 🤝 being a sad song about a boy abandoning and forgetting about you after you two spent a whole romantic summer together because it turned out that you loved him more than he loved you
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SCAM ALERT: people are saying “I know!” when their cat meows at them when in fact they do NOT know!!!
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can we normalise feeling the rain on ur skin AND normalise that no one else can feel it for you AND that only YOU can let it in
Wow.
Yeah, I'm one of those modern ladies who wants to have it all. And, yeah, by "it all," I do obviously mean "a cat friendly apartment with an in-unit washer and dryer."
"That wasn't Ben! It was just a hipster!"
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Being 9 is all about drawing outfits on a piece of computer paper because u found out what a fashion designer is kind of
Meow-y Christmas 🎄
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serial killers squeeze their toothpaste from the middle
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For love ys so auncient a worde And love dareth thee to care For the folk on the brink of the nighte And love asketh thee To chaungen ower waye of Caringe about owerselves Thys ys ower last daunse Thys ys ower last daunse Thys ys owerselves Undir pressure Pressure
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