Plain Dress Barbie @Jubbacca
I work with yarn and I foster kittens. Yes, it gets complicated. INFJ, Plain Quaker, Covered in rats, Probably distressingly liberal. Avatar by @gentleeeeeeecat GeekChicKnits.com Deepest Suburbia Joined January 2013-
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I just want to point out that I would prefer a man thats a *bear* to a real actual bear.
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Peak Masculinity.
Post the last monarch your ancestors lived under. Cant imagine why we left. Dads side. Moms side
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Legit question for rural Americans - How do I deal with the 30-40 hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my music festival bands play?
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I deal with the 30-40 hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my music festival bands play?
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Them: Are you Jewish? Me: Yup. Them: And you're from Toronto? Me: Yup. Them: Do you know Dave Rosenberg? He lives in Toronto. Me: Not every Jew knows each other. Them: Okay, so you don't know him then? Me: I do. He happens to be my cousin.
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worth noting the buried lede: they’re defining “virgin” as “hasn’t had hetero sex”
worth noting the buried lede: they’re defining “virgin” as “hasn’t had hetero sex”
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So... I take the Amtrak in and out of NY every week. Inbound, I always come out on the old Penn Station side, and SOMETIMES I'll stop and grab 2 plain glazed a Krispy Kreme. So today the lady asks me if I wanna be a Krispy Kreme rewards member, and I had to spend like 4.5 mins…
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If anyone has lost some false teeth ive just seen a seagull with them, it flew off in the direction of Covent Garden about 10 minutes ago! Hope this is helpful!
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Did Hillary have access to an oracle or something???
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Cat chase POV
All 3 of the little twits, but especially Gilly.
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Time once again for my occasional series 'Women with great hair fleeing gothic houses!' Let's see what's in the library shall we...
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I just found out my 2 youngest kids have me listed in their phones as, "Spawnpoint." 🤨😂
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