Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke
mid thirties identifies as a very mature 17 year old. Edmond, OK Joined March 2009-
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How is @TheFamilyCrest song "Only a Minute" not a single?!?!? Just watched @DWAnimation Mr.Peabody and Sherman and now I can't stop rewinding to listen again.
Watching Hocus Pocus on @FreeformTV tonight. I get a smile every time I see Dani because it was by far the best costume I ever made Gentry! #itsallabunchofhocuspocus
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Signed my first NBA contract today. So many people that helped me get to this point. Chicago… instagram.com/p/BKrZecRAwYG/
I want to see if @tacobueno & @TacoCabana will race to be the first to open a store in Shreveport! On your mark, get set, GO! #collegetown
It's #TacoTuesday. I'm pretending to participate by eating PB sandwich foldovers. #SAHM #toolazytocook #itsasadday
Text to husband: still thinking about last night. Him: I liked the new burger joint too. #hegetsme #truelove #burgerlove @GrubBurgerBar
My kid just sang a mash up of Purple Rain and Itsy Bitsy Spider. Ehem. *dusts off hands* My work here is done. #RIPPrince #PurpleRain
I'm calling it! Kanjiklub is the name of my new dub step night club. That's a thing right? #StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet #ImOld
The kids got ahold of the Millennium Falcon so I expect Harrison Ford to show up any minute. #StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet
...because of all the women's lib stuff 😂😂😂#StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet
When I call into question more similarities in the movies my husband says I should be eating all this up..#StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet
That gray muffin...I want to know more about that. #flavor #gray #forceawakens #livetweet #starwars
Is this a remake? #forceawakens #livetweet #starwars
Now he's really mad. The guy puts info in BB8...didn't they do that with R2D2? #forceawakens #livetweet #starwars
pissed off my husband during the opening when I said isn't this the same as when that Obi guy was in hiding? #forceawakens #livetweet
Finally watching Force Awakens. I wouldn't call myself a super fan so here goes nothing. #forceawakens #starwars #livetweet
My dad told the groomsmen to drink as much as they could so he could get his money's worth. The reception ended with streaking #WeddingFail
What does it mean if you are on webmd while in a room at the ER? #doctored
Belief @belief87264
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Evelyn @Evelyn74391117
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Oklahoma in Photos @_OK_in_Photos
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Stephanie DeFord @stephaniedeford
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Karen Swenson @KarenSw33715265
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HelpWithMyMeds.org @HelpWithMyMeds
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Paul James @pauljjames
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Lufkin Chemistry @LufkinChemistry
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Funny Unicorn @TheLolUnicorn
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Elena Jones @HealthFitnessCA
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Tom Teekell @TomTeekell
131 Followers 123 Following Campus Minister at the Wesley Foundation at Stephen F. Austin State University since 1998 @sfawesley. Executive Director since 2019.
Stephen M. Fearing @stephenmfearing
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Robbie Merritt @RobbieMerritt10
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chris Ortiz @chrisortiz1824
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Darius Ghanat @DariusGhanat
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Ed Stetzer @edstetzer
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David Crowder @crowdermusic
417K Followers 143K Following I make music, post things I find on the Internet and eat Flaming Hot Fritos. Pre-Order ‘The EXILE’ Now👇🏻👇🏻
Trinity United @TrinityUxbridge
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OCUIR @ocuir
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rick18 @rwh58
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Bourbon Evangelist @burbnevangelist
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Emily Troyer @troyerek
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FlashMit @flashmitflorida
20K Followers 3K Following The only college application tool designed for students and student-athletes. Let us help you create a resume, search for colleges, and much more. #flashmit
KT Shack @ShackKt
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Marla 💜🪓 #AxeEm @Marla1213
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Few Chains @fewchainstv
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Sarah Rowland @Rowland_sd1991
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Billy Ray Kinney @SBillyrk
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Angela Reels @Syreetapwqi
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Newest Hale @NewestHale
68 Followers 73 Following I'm @christiehale & @expatminister's new son—follow me for more info! Proto-awesome. Tiny dancer. Being difficult already. #halefam #theologicaloffspring
Brandi Dalhoff @bdalhoff
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Aundra @mrspwjoyce
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Amy Sheid @Amymyles
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alex @prettyboypix
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RealChangeFrisco @RealChangeFrisc
71 Followers 702 Following Recognize.Explore.Adopt.Live. Real Change is raising awareness and revolutionizing Frisco's schools. We believe in change. We are here to make it real!
RealChangeRichardson @RealChangeRicha
45 Followers 659 Following Recognize.Explore.Adopt.Live. Real Change is raising awareness and revolutionizing Richardson's schools. We believe in change. We are here to make it real!
PerritteMemorialUMC @PerritteUMC
110 Followers 105 Following We're a vibrant United Methodist faith community building God's family, sharing God's love, & on God's mission since 1925!
Dan Rather @DanRather
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President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
554K Followers 2K Following Actor/Writer/Stand Up/Medicinal Foot Pic Model. Watch #ThisWayUp 1&2 on Hulu 🇺🇸 Ch4🇬🇧 🇮🇪 & more. #AliceAndJack out now on Ch4 & @masterpiecepbs in 🇺🇸
Rachel Parris @rachelparris
182K Followers 2K Following Comedian/Actor/Improviser/Musician #TheMashReport #LateNightMash, @AustenImpro and author of #AdviceFromStrangers; Live tour #Poise on sale now! See link
Kerry Godliman @KerryAGodliman
206K Followers 937 Following #WhitstablePearl #AfterLife #Derek #SaveMe #LiveAtTheApollo #MockTheWeek #Taskmaster #AdultMaterial #TriggerPoint #Bosh https://t.co/3o1yqOQItU
Phil Wang // Insta: @.. @PhilNWang
177K Followers 1K Following I’m on tour 🎟️ Book: 'Sidesplitter' Netflix special: ‘Philly Philly Wang Wang’ Insta: wangpix // Podcast: @thebudpod
Ed Gamble @EdGambleComedy
274K Followers 2K Following Extra dates to my brand new tour on sale now👇 Photo by @MrMattCrockett he/him
Sofie Hagen @SofieHagen
76K Followers 1K Following Pre-order 'Will I Ever Have Sex Again?', my book about NOT having sex. UK BOOK + STAND-UP TOUR 2024 TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW.
Angela Barnes @AngelaBarnes
65K Followers 1K Following Comedian. https://t.co/CJfINABjRx Inexpert F1 rambling. ADHD. History Nerd (esp Cold War) Bunkers. Podcast: @wearehistorypod with @mrjohnofarrell
Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
764K Followers 1K Following I make comedy very very well or very very poorly depending on whom you ask. My life is my message - Gandhi via Matthew McConaughey
Rose Matafeo @Rose_Matafeo
173K Followers 2K Following writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (1967-69)
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Rosie Jones @josierones
221K Followers 477 Following Talk funny. Walk funny. Write funny. https://t.co/f5larHvkds
StateImpact Oklahoma @StateImpactOK
6K Followers 1K Following How government affects Oklahomans. Environment, science, education, health. A collab of @NPR, @KGOUNews, @KOSURadio, @KWGSNews, @KCCURadio
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.4M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Pre-order Joe Lycett’s Art Hole now
Alex Horne @AlexHorne
375K Followers 1K Following Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff.
OK Vaccine Updates @OKVaccine
3K Followers 0 Following Providing updates on Oklahoma’s COVID-19 vaccine. A project of @HealthyOklahoma. For additional information, visit https://t.co/Qy9f7gqBtH
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.7M Followers 3K Following Personal account. For official updates, follow @SecretaryPete. Husband, father, veteran, writer, South Bend’s former Mayor Pete. (he/him)
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 721 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Ethical Skeptic ☀ @EthicalSkeptic
246K Followers 2K Following Trade Corporate & National Strategy Postgrad Systems Science & Engineering US Naval Intelligence CEO ENTX Biden White House: "Random Dude on Twitter"
Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey
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OverDrive @OverDriveInc
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Oklahoma City Police @OKCPD
81K Followers 1K Following Account is not monitored 24/7. For emergencies call/text: 911 | Outside of OKC: 405-231-2121. Suspects should be presumed innocent pending legal process.
Lloyd Griffith @LloydGriffith
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Lee Mack @LeeMack
131K Followers 0 Following This the official Lee Mack account but will not be updated for the foreseeable future. To contact please write to Avalon, 4a Exmoor St, London, W10 6BD.
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Greg Davies @gdavies
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Todd Graves @ToddGraves
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OKC THUNDER @okcthunder
2.8M Followers 901 Following Thunder tips off Western Conference Semifinals starting with Game 1 on Tuesday at Paycom Center. More info: https://t.co/PJuw76KHcf #ThunderUp
Zoella @Zoella
186K Followers 289 Following Founded by Zoe Sugg. 💻 Empowering content to watch, read, learn & shop. ✨ Good vibrations and breaking taboos. 🙌 More self-pleasure, less BS.
Steven Adams @RealStevenAdams
215K Followers 387 Following To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you -Rick
F/V Northwestern @fvnorthwestern
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David Spade @DavidSpade
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Ryland Adams @Ryland_Adams
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@johngreenemusic @Gragae2 @DougDucey Mate, no unwanted “impregnations” should be forced to go to term. Women know what they need and want. Men should stay out of our fucking way on these matters. Shut up!!
#Taskmaster will return for Series 14… Coming soon.
I’ll be cleaning up blood in the company of the brilliant and hilarious David Mitchell tonight if you’d like to see that. The cleaner, 9.30pm, BBC one.
Also...I laugh every day when her battery gets down to 69%. Bit of fun! 6/6
I will leave Maureen in Tokyo, but I will not be leaving my newfound love for mobility aids with her. She has made me a better and happier person, and I now realise that accepting help is not a defeat. It can make you even more of a champion. 5/6
Sean Lock was a brilliant writer, a phenomenal stand-up, a comedy genius. Our thoughts are with his family after this devastating news. We will miss him greatly. There was no-one like him.
Just found this in my phone. Laughed out loud despite seeing it so many times. R.I.P you genius #SeanLock
“Rest In Peace Sean Lock. The funniest guy in town. Heartbreaking” - John Cooper Clarke
My favourite Sean Lock joke: “You know when you’re on a night bus there’s always a nutter on there? I got on one last night and there weren’t one - so I had to do it.” RIP.
Brutal news about Sean Lock today. I loved him. I’m watching clips of him right now - laughing & crying. I’ll miss him so much.
@gdavies I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED this show to air in the U.S. I am tired of waiting for bootleg YouTube videos!!!!!
@realDonaldTrump As a guy that's living in a suburb of Akron, Ohio, the Cleveland Indians hold a special place. And when the team changes its name, that team will hold a special place. It's just a name. Get over it.
Some kids just pulled these out of our neighbors yard and threw them into the bushes by our house. I just put the signs back up. Y'all let's be decent in this time no matter who you are voting for. It's sad that children thought this was ok... This is something that's taught!
Lady Anti-BLM
@realDonaldTrump You mean like this?
I am politically homeless. I might be denominationally homeless after the next UM General Conference. Maybe it isn't bad to be reminded that this world is not my home; I'll be brought to one made not with hands, but eternal in the New Creation. #Maranatha
The coronavirus is at record numbers. It's raging out of control. Where the hell is the federal government? Where the hell is our national leadership? I cannot imagine this level of dereliction of duty in any other administration I have seen in my (long) lifetime.
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