Karofio @Karofio
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No one will ever let a male loser forget that he’s a loser, it’s a reality he wears like a scarlet letter. As he should. Female losers aren’t usually aware that they’re losers tho, that’s the problem. Most of them don’t experience the social ramifications of being a loser,…
Uzuri Osumo Huwa disciplined, angeendelea kucheka cheka na Ule bobo wa mikate tl pia sahi angekua anauza omena mountain mall.
Millennials in Kenya we’ve survived everything; el nino, saba saba, Moi, bomb blast, Nairobi fly, 05 jeans, supra + arafat outfits, PEV, Kamwana’s last 5years, dollar at 170, covid and we’ll survive floods. At this point we’re on autopilot. We’re just enjoying the journey.
Actually men tell it more to millennial women juu their secret anxiety is that they are old. GenZ women are told, “you are so mature for your age.” Gen X wakikatiwa huwa wanaambiwa “you are so solid and grounded” Men have MAs in Psychology FEAR THEM.
Actually men tell it more to millennial women juu their secret anxiety is that they are old. GenZ women are told, “you are so mature for your age.” Gen X wakikatiwa huwa wanaambiwa “you are so solid and grounded” Men have MAs in Psychology FEAR THEM.
I think to be a successful business owner, delusion has to be a huge part of you. You have an idea, you truly believe it'll work, you invest time, money and emotions, to something that can fail. But you tell yourself, what if I succeed? Only people with wazimu hack this.
I think to be a successful business owner, delusion has to be a huge part of you. You have an idea, you truly believe it'll work, you invest time, money and emotions, to something that can fail. But you tell yourself, what if I succeed? Only people with wazimu hack this.
Does he dream these things and then imagines they are true..? Is this ChatGPT?
Does he dream these things and then imagines they are true..? Is this ChatGPT?
I can’t listen to this liar anymore. He can go on world tours and lie to the world leaders whose asses he likes to kiss so much but Kenyans know him for what he is and he will not be re- elected as president of this country. He should enjoy sadistic tenure while it lasts.
I can’t listen to this liar anymore. He can go on world tours and lie to the world leaders whose asses he likes to kiss so much but Kenyans know him for what he is and he will not be re- elected as president of this country. He should enjoy sadistic tenure while it lasts.
You: Where are you? Her: Why?
Do you squeeze your frying pan after washing?
Do you squeeze your frying pan after washing?
I’m honestly tired of online “therapist” every post on TikTok or reels is a therapist or some know it all reading me to filth. I’m tired of all this advice jiwekeeni sasa. From money, to relationships, to personal growth, to childhood trauma! Rest! Nimesoma ya kutosha.
hey remember when disney set up their final 2D animated film for failure by releasing it the same day as the deathly hallows part 2 with absolutely no advertising and then used the poor box office numbers as an excuse to shut down the hand drawn animation department forever
hey remember when disney set up their final 2D animated film for failure by releasing it the same day as the deathly hallows part 2 with absolutely no advertising and then used the poor box office numbers as an excuse to shut down the hand drawn animation department forever
This essay is too many words saying nothing. Sometime back, the government started asking for birth certificates for all children registering to start school. In short, every Kenyan applying for an ID has proven their nationality when first joining school.
This essay is too many words saying nothing. Sometime back, the government started asking for birth certificates for all children registering to start school. In short, every Kenyan applying for an ID has proven their nationality when first joining school.
White washed -yes Colourist- definitely Xenophobic- debatable. Didn’t her people have to revolt and form their own country to escape an ethnic cleansing?! Misogynistic - yes but not the most and I also won’t take that accusation from her given her cultural context.
White washed -yes Colourist- definitely Xenophobic- debatable. Didn’t her people have to revolt and form their own country to escape an ethnic cleansing?! Misogynistic - yes but not the most and I also won’t take that accusation from her given her cultural context.
I already know who you voted for in the last election. And I can bet my life on it.
I already know who you voted for in the last election. And I can bet my life on it.
people looking to do business with Chinese there is a big exhibition happening from 10th -14th may … mkuje mtafute suppliers .. I will share a list of the businesses coming
Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept
Jerotich Seii was among the people that consistently tweeted #FreedonIsComing, now after realising freedom is not coming at UDA she is blaming Raila for UDAs actions. Make it make sense
How can you forget this one when Igathe karibu apelekwe sayuni in Naivasha
How can you forget this one when Igathe karibu apelekwe sayuni in Naivasha https://t.co/YrBL78a8uE
You are worried the chicken is alive because it might eat the Githeri in your media?
You are worried the chicken is alive because it might eat the Githeri in your media?
RaMaverick 💯% @RamzZy_
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Roseline K. Njogu, CB.. @roselinenjogu
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Mctongoi Esq. 🇰�.. @gloriacrey
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ABUBAKAR SADIQ SALI�.. @sadiq_sali
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Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE
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Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde
234K Followers 8K Following It’s all fun and games till it’s not fun and games.
Dr. C @chao_mbogho
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157K Followers 1K Following Expatriate in Netherlands🇳🇱,Climate Change Advocate,Real Life Stories,Renowned Author,To buy ‘The Bandit’ and “Escape From Australia” Follow link on bio.
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1.5M Followers 9K Following A mobile, web and SMS platform that helps users to share and access info about transport and current traffic conditions for their city. #BeatInconvenience
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35K Followers 2K Following Principal Secretary, State Department for Diaspora Affairs, Ministry of Foreign and Diaspora Affairs, Republic of Kenya. @diaspora_KE @ForeignOfficeKE
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Mike @Igmike_
3K Followers 2K Following Pray not for an easy life, but the strength to endure a difficult one. ~ Bruce Lee
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4K Followers 3K Following I tweet about everything. I also sell laptop spare parts and offer laptop repair services at https://t.co/2xpfs3A0Aa
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Mctongoi Esq. 🇰�.. @gloriacrey
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When you tryna save yo relationship but you can tell the streets already got her
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Imagine being so stunning that you cure like all of Art twitters art block!???!?!! Cause not I wanna draw her too???😭
I NEEDED THIS CLOSURE!!!!! today is a good day
Thank you for all of your support over the years, @tsilva3. 💙
This one from lippy finished me😂😂
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@hausofriya As an employment defense lawyer….choose Chad.
Your's is just prayers & thoughts while there's a young lady who's mobilizing the masses, collecting clothes & beddings to help the affected families. She's literally doing what you're supposed to do without an office that's fully funded. Tbh, they don't flog you for nothing.
Our hearts are heavy with sorrow over the Kijabe Dam incident. To all those who have lost loved ones, we extend our deepest condolences and stand with you in this time of profound grief. Our thoughts and prayers are with all those affected by this tragic event.
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Four years, countless memories. A message from Thiago Silva…
I know things are bad, but saying Uhuru handled things better, is some high level amnesia. Stop it! We had unnecessary COVID deaths. All deaths during disasters were not necessary with his ' Sasa mnataka nifanye' attitude.
Kule TikTok they don't go around the corners!
This is so heartbreaking. RIP soldier 😭💔
The neighbors pet keeps getting out.. 😅
Tandoor Kosa samosas being made in Uzbekistan Wait to the end
"Double Dutch" Rope Jumping brought to New York by Dutch Immigrants in the late 1600s has been a Black♥️American past time since the late 1920s in Harlem but performed in Black American communities nationwide. Becoming an 'organized sport' in the 1970s, expanding worldwide.💯
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