tom robinson @L1_KidA
a true success story the same way the tuxedo t shirt counts as formal wear Joined May 2011-
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Battlefielddd TONIGHT!! @Content_Czar @DaLandon @FLOWDANGO
Just started duke nukem forever!! 12 years in the making!! SO EXCITED annnnnnd it sucks...
Trending:DexterMorgan...did I do that right? twitpic.com/5lrztx
I think I've nailed this whole social interaction thing, I just wish I knew what to do with my hands 90% of the time
where do jews get married?
Stuff like this makes my heart hurt, cause you know someone at home is missing their drinking buddy slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/cu…
The city denied my business license to open a clothing store for puppies. They had a problem with the name 'Abercrombie n Bitch'
My porn star name? Sir Licks A lot.. he's on a new diet, he's a strict vagitarian
Reason I don't have 4square, every single tweet: "still in basement"
Kid: a boy at school called me a faggot! father: then punch him in the face! Kid: but he's soooo cute!
Questions that can't be answered in 140 characters: Whats an ideal altruistic deed? Whats the one, true religion? Whats Nutella taste like?
@choppyH2O how I view every sign I've ever seen and how all my fun always starts twitpic.com/5cxgsy
Weinshit ~ There's about a 75% chance you're gonna fap in the public bathrooms at drexel law at least once out of stress and moral confusion
Favorite insult: Ya know you're like the A-bomb, everyones laughing havin a good time, then you show up, BOOM! Everythings dead
If anyone uses the phrase 'gee whiz, it must be obvious day on camp stupid' at work today, I will love you forever
Figured out what I'm gonna say to my philly neighbors once I meet em. 'Hi, I'm the wireless connection 'JESUS LOVES ANAL' which one are you?
Yay! The texas mavericks just won the world series bowl!! ~ girlfriends across the country
Cleanest bathroom in the US: the womens restrooms at E3
TheFifatrader @TheFifaComunity
23 Followers 73 Following
Katie Trerotola @katietrer
25 Followers 33 Following
Alec Kennedy @Content_Czar
613 Followers 617 Following Lover of soup, travel, #RBNY, advertising & content strategy. Working at Havas New York.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
613K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
Katie Trerotola @katietrer
25 Followers 33 Following
David Rhodes @Rhodes411
40K Followers 888 Following - Award nominated Storyteller - Travel Vlogger - #AdobeInsider - Twitterpreneur - Tiktok: RhodesTrip • Instagram/Snap: Rhodes_Trip
Will @WillyFerrel
15K Followers 1 Following Parody account! I am not in movies that you like. I'm not funny but people laugh at what I say. I'm not nearly as funny as the real Will Ferrell.
Justin @shitmydadsays
2.0M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
12.7M Followers 501 Following Go check out my new album "Lush Life: The Lost Sinatra Arrangements" out now!
Death Guy @AboutToDie_Guy
5K Followers 83 Following Tweets from a guy who is perpetually moments from death. Created by @pleatedjeans Tweet contributors: @LaRosaKnows and @apreacher
Norman N. @oldmansearch
121K Followers 0 Following My dad is 83 years old. I'm teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he's searching.
Alec Kennedy @Content_Czar
613 Followers 617 Following Lover of soup, travel, #RBNY, advertising & content strategy. Working at Havas New York.Trends for United States
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