CrunchySuburbanite @LadyLiberal
Left-wing semi-crunchy suburbanite married mom of two flying by the seat of my business casual breakfast-stained pants. ÜT: 33.995967,-81.220613 Joined May 2008-
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WTF?!?! You have ONE JOB, Fleury!!!! ONE!!!! I hate the damn Rangers. And Fleury. #penguins #getwellsoonvokoun
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Letting boy child destroy a church playground while sister is inside at Girl Scouts. Am not quite a fit with other Moms. #awkward
@samanthajcampen OMG!!! She is GORGEOUS!!!
@TwoAdults @samanthajcampen Stinkers of mine. :)
@samanthajcampen @TwoAdults We are well! Crazy crazy busy!
@samanthajcampen @TwoAdults SHUT. UP. That CANNOT be right.
Time change. Toddler got up earlier as expected but is going down to nap *later*. The little circadian rhythms, they's all manner of effed.
@TwoAdults @samanthajcampen Here I am! How are you? How are your precious babes?
Um....hello? Anyone still around? :)
@TwoAdults Oh, living the sandwich generation dream between my kids, husband, job, ailing father, etc etc...
@TwoAdults SHUT. UP. I'm gone like 5 minutes and Ezra has a big boy bed?!?!?!
Hi kids!!! *waves* I miss y'all!!
Soccer game at 9:00 + 50 degree temps + not enough WW flex points left for liquor in my coffee = Mean Mommy
@christy_brandon What are you doing up at this unholy hour on a weekend? Judging?
Ooooooh. Get this...seems coffee makers work best when you turn them ON. Me too, coffee maker, me too.
The baby got up at 5:45 after a rocky night. I swear this coffee maker is brewing slowly just to mock me.
Charleston friends, SKIP @JPaulzchs in Mt Pleasant for brunch. You'll wait an eternity for mediocre food.
My son has become an extremist in the war on slumber. This child fights sleep like his eternity with 40 virgins depends on it.
range @rangebay
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The Owl's Nook @littleowlsnook
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Socially Locally @SociallySC
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eat the rich, bye @mariamorawrites
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