Conor Lang @LangConor

With only one N Joined September 2019

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Conor Lang @LangConor

3 years ago

Just ate a clock. Never again, waste of time.

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Conor Lang @LangConor

3 years ago

How did the penguin build his house? Well it’s obvious - iglood it together

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Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe

3 years ago

It takes real balls to sing happy birthday at the volume I just did it when the restaurant is this busy and you’re dining alone and it’s no one’s birthday

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Conor Lang @LangConor

4 years ago

It really hurts my feelings more than anyone else’s when people talk about themselves on twitter…

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Jane: "I took my band on tour the other week" Jill: "Really? Let me guess, Singapore?" Jane: "yes, but the bassist was good" Jill: "ha, anyway, I took the shell off my racing snail the other week to make it go faster but it just got more sluggish" (Sorry I'm really bored )

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David Baddiel @Baddiel

4 years ago

At a funeral. On the upside, at the reception, there’s chips.

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Conor Lang @LangConor

4 years ago

What have ya'll been listening to, I need music recommendations

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Conor Lang @LangConor

4 years ago

Anyone heard the brand new MGMT single "kids"? Sound of the summer

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Conor Lang @LangConor

4 years ago

I don't really like twitter Well anyway here's a tweet

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Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods

5 years ago

Walked in gym with sunglasses on . Give fuck.

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Conor Lang @LangConor

5 years ago

Everyone be gangsta before u have to do ure devised drama GCSE

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Conor Lang @LangConor

5 years ago

Just put my socks on Yep That's it That's the whole tweet Deal with it

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bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer

5 years ago

Train Guy ....Hi Mum

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Conor Lang @LangConor

5 years ago

Anyone heard the new Bruno mars single "uptown funk"? Sound of the summer

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