Laura Vaughan @Lauraaa258
Sure do like pot pies. Rockville, MD Joined December 2011-
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Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CSvAi0mrvPa2…
Today will mark the monumental day I realized “not followed by anyone you’re following” means just that and isn’t instead a rude bio insinuating that person’s better than I am.
Me, watching ghost hunting shows: “Most haunted place in America, huh? Psht, doesn’t look all that bad.” Also me: *does everything possible to avoid going in grandparents’ basement.
9 year old sister: we get kindness points now. If we do something kind we get a point and if we get two points a day we get dessert. Me: oh, cool. That shouldn’t be too hard. Do you always get 2 points? 9 yo: no! But I’ve come really close.
“Leo really? I paid $1.60 so you could let some ice cream melt in a bowl?” #lunchdateswithmoms @Kayla___Crowder
First sick day in years. Finally time to create my bitmoji.
Mid morning, shortly after first breakfast. Tensions are high. instagram.com/p/BrOlVlCBoOte…
Since I don’t post too often, I thought I’d make up for lost time by posting these two for one photos of cats AND food. (Featuring Bonham and Jazz with special… instagram.com/p/Bnhi5lIDHTCU…
Me after seeing Greta Van Fleet one time: *radio plays Led Zeppelin* “they were amazing yesterday but I’ll always recognize Led Zeppelin when I hear them” Radio DJ: “and that one’s the latest from Greta Van Fleet 😒😒😒
Anyone who says older people are bad with cellphones doesn’t know my grandmother who just butt dialed me 12 times in a row.
Please enjoy this sultry saxy cover of “Say Something” by @jtimberlake ft. @ChrisStapleton 😍🎷
Him: “I can think of worse things than marrying you” Me: “Snakes”
"I can never tell when you're serious...youre doing this new thing where you tell me you miss me and it really throws me off." -boyfriend
"Why would I steal baby clothes? They don't fit me."
Haven't posted in awhile so here's either a lovely painting or a… instagram.com/p/BX-sitMlwy8O…
Last night we got locked out of the metro station in D.C. (FYI… instagram.com/p/BW3yx2SFhaIb…
My friend gifting me a plant: "it thrives off neglect" Me, holding back a tear: "it's perfect"
Me: *makes a list of all the things I need to do today* Also me: *spends an hour building a cat fort instead*
Battling between not taking another bite and downing the whole @ChipotleTweets bowl with this uncooked rice. 😭
Despite our extreme level of sexiness, we're really just a group of… instagram.com/p/BVx9FPGFDBdG…
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