🛑 Criminal Scum @LoneStog
Please help me get on the FBI watch list. example.com Jail Joined March 2013-
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SCOOBY-DON !!
Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Free School Lunch Programs bit.ly/3Z2Zmn0
He tried to warn us.
Look at that board state. Guy is getting his ass handed to him.
Look at that board state. Guy is getting his ass handed to him.
Now with inflation we've got two n-words. What is the world coming to?
not called cisformers is it cunt
i am not kidding i have been trying to find this video for months
Had to reinstall Twitter to get DMs to work again. This app has gone to shit
@Eve6 or a pet owner to take inspiration from john wick
Muting everything that has to do that damn author and those fucking books and that goddamn video game
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I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it
I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it
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Millennials be like
a major difference between Millenials and Boomers is that, even as we have aged into marriage, we haven’t adopted the “ugh, I hate my wife” Boomer humor. There’s an entire genre of jokes about loathing your spouse we grew up with that just would not land these days
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@chrisgelardi It's only a molotov cocktail if it comes from the sparkling region of Molotov. Otherwise, it's just a police prop
Here u go. But I added myself in the picture if u don’t mind
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@aktshually They’re going to try to. But I’m going to get the wrong shit on purpose. They don’t have enough spoons to murder me without my help.
@JoshuaPHilll Can confirm. This is goofy
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To catch a predator is insane I cannot believe this show was real lmao
Gamers when gaming can be an artistically fulfilling experience and not just a constant means of delivering dopamine to their brain like a rat chasing cheese in a maze
Hi, I'm making a game where all characters have embroidered animation.
he just went through a 15m monologue about his days at the police academy & he called a fellow officer "a bit of a hot dog"