Loopyloops @Loopyloopsloo
Cheeky little marathon habit. #diabetesuk …. always planning my next meal ….. Joined October 2022-
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Let’s just declare it Autumn now and crack on with soups, stews and scarves.
Time for a change... #Larry4Leader #YesWeCat #GeneralElection
Marathon #442 done pacing Shakespeare marathon 4 hours 30 minutes came in 4:29:12 🏃♂️🏃♂️✌🏻✌🏻
👏🏽 Jeremy Clarkson’s response on Instagram to someone complaining about the price of his chilli chutney at Diddly Squat Farm Shop. @JeremyClarkson | @ClarksonsFarm1
Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.
I like to do "ethical shoplifting" where I take things from the shelves of big supermarkets and place them in their food bank baskets at the end of the store. Technically not stealing as the items never leave the premises- just moving them really.
Confession. When my mummy goes to work, I pick up her socks and I move them around the house. And I dump them. She has been wondering who has been doing this for months. Today, she caught me. #CatsOfTwitter
Well this made my day ! 😂
I work for a major house builder company. Our houses are majorly overpriced. So the best time to negotiate a very low price is on the last day of the month and even better, the last day of the house builder's financial year. Go for it.
Who promises to take a selfie wearing this Breaking Bad Los Pollos Hermanos apron if they win? Follow & Retweet!
Quite right, @Adamstoon1 #Coronation
You could cut the tension with a knife #CuthParty
Some say leave the series alone. I say a Salamanca prequel. Retweet if you agree. Share your thoughts.
🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…
A brief explanation of coeliac disease It’s not an allergy or an intolerance but an abnormal immune reaction to gluten Hope this helps x
12 years ago today I was appointed Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office and moved into Downing Street. I’ve already outlasted four Prime Ministers and have been in charge here longer than Thatcher, Blair, Churchill and Disraeli.

Paul B @PloddyPaolo
491 Followers 421 Following 100 marathon club member (104, 3:19:07 PB). Despises grifters & race cheats. Won’t bother bantering with brands as they take the piss.
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Gary Dixon @gdixon61
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Clive Poole 🇺🇦 @ClivePoole
92 Followers 266 Following A runner, that's not what I do, it's who I am.🏃♂️
Jesse Frumkin @RunningHobbyy
375 Followers 738 Following Pro runner🏃♂️ | Passionate about pushing limits | Inspiring others to chase their dreams | Join me on the journey to greatness! https://t.co/NrptA7FPJy
Frugal Runner Sean @FrugalRunSean
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ˢᵗᵉʷ 🏃♂... @StewRuns
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Si @simongilbert1
2K Followers 1K Following I do some long jogging, retail manager @flannelsfashion Coventry City fan #pusb
Andy Kite @andyjkite
171 Followers 445 Following 15x marathoner, 3x ultra marathoner. Music, football, running, snowsports…that’s my thing. Head of Marketing at Aberdeen Performing Arts.
Andy Ruddock @KTMAndy
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Nick cockburn @Cobes04
1K Followers 3K Following 100 marathon club member,515 marathons,100 mile ultra marathon finisher , 10 marathons in 9 days done, beautiful wife and Warwickshire ccc member
Paul Roberts @projectoxstrong
509 Followers 371 Following I Can’t Quit! Free from addiction since 5/28/12. Building a fit real estate legacy. Get my book: https://t.co/9t89l2w62m. DM to join! #ICantQuit
Nita Sweeney, Bestsel... @NitaSweeney
9K Followers 8K Following Award-winning author of bestselling books. Find me where the skies are blue.
Bobby Whiskers @WhiskersBobby
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Damian Lai @Damian1080
471 Followers 272 Following Marathon Runner @MarathonDamo. Aiming to run 100 marathons. #RunForUkraine 1000 miles. Up the Cherry & Whites!
Official Bluey TV @OfficialBlueyTV
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CheltenhamRacecourse @CheltenhamRaces
168K Followers 892 Following Official page of @TheJockeyClub's Cheltenham Racecourse. Home of The Cheltenham Festival and @Boodles Cheltenham Gold Cup.
Alex Popovics @great2run
17K Followers 13K Following Marathon/Ultra Runner. A great performance does not require a big stage.
ComradesRace @ComradesRace
70K Followers 8K Following The official Comrades Marathon Twitter account. #TheUltimateHumanRace is the world's oldest and largest ultramarathon.
Louis Theroux @louistheroux
2.1M Followers 3K Following I am involved in the making of documentaries. Warning: Some tweets may contain irony.
VOOM Nutrition @VoomNutrition
882 Followers 2K Following Join the VOOM community, experience the energy and power up your ambitions with VOOM! ⚡️#VoomInPowerUp
Garrick @8ntmuch
7K Followers 1K Following Elite (mid-pack) runner | 4 FKT’s | Mountains | married to @UltratT7 | Boise State | Photos are my own
Manchester Marathon @Marathon_Mcr
21K Followers 348 Following 👍 Official Account 📅 WE'RE BACK: 19 April 2026 💯 One of Europe's Largest 🤝 @adidasrunning
Gary Dixon @gdixon61
490 Followers 622 Following Proud Grandfather; 100 Marathon Club member; regular marathon pacer (fun bus) and cricket lover
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333K Followers 209 Following The first person ever to run the full length of Africa🌍 @huel
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.3M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Joe Lycett’s Art Hole is out now.
Clive Poole 🇺🇦 @ClivePoole
92 Followers 266 Following A runner, that's not what I do, it's who I am.🏃♂️
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.2M Followers 90 Following Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album, new film, new book, on tour 👇
OldUKCatalogues.bsky.... @OldUKCatalogues
8K Followers 27 Following Random selections of pages from vintage UK catalogues. All scans at best available quality. Vintage viewpoints may be shown and may cause offence - apologies!
ˢᵗᵉʷ 🏃♂... @StewRuns
2K Followers 1K Following Stew is a 50 year old runner from the Northwest of England. He likes to run and motivate others to do the same. 5k - 50k Say hi, he likes a chat.
Mike @runningmiker
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centurionrunning @centurionrunner
9K Followers 454 Following 100 & 50 mile trail runs in the UK, Specialist Ultramarathon Coaching & Online Ultra Store.
Paul B @PloddyPaolo
491 Followers 421 Following 100 marathon club member (104, 3:19:07 PB). Despises grifters & race cheats. Won’t bother bantering with brands as they take the piss.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.8M Followers 1 Following New book: A Very British Christmas, out October 2025. For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Cinderford Band & Aca... @CINDERFORDBAND
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Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
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Si @simongilbert1
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Andy Kite @andyjkite
171 Followers 445 Following 15x marathoner, 3x ultra marathoner. Music, football, running, snowsports…that’s my thing. Head of Marketing at Aberdeen Performing Arts.
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Mark Atkinson - Run L... @montythemole
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Politics Watch @PoliticsWatch14
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Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews
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Politics UK @PolitlcsUK
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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits
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Steve Edwards @TeamEdwardsI000
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Malcolm Collins @Malc262
231 Followers 177 Following A serial marathon runner who loves Chocolate & Jammie Dodgers ;o)
Eamonn Holmes OBE @EamonnHolmes
1.2M Followers 9K Following TV Presenter, Columnist, Trustee @MU_Foundation, 45 years of Television and Radio presenting & counting 😀Breakfast Anchor on GB News
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Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK
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Ultramarathon Running... @ULTRAmarathonRS
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cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
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43K Followers 164 Following A 100-mile footrace in the hilly woods of Eastern Tennessee.