Amanda Spaulding @MandersP
I'm the mom of 3 kids who say some really strange and gloriously weird things. California Joined August 2009-
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Sorry for my absence. I've been KonMari-ing myself into a higher state of happiness.
PSA: don't let my dog lick your face for the next several months. She ate a fresh human turd this afternoon. Stoopid low training potties.
"You know what, Mama? People go pee outside. You seen that 'fore? You believe me? I not kidding." Deep thoughts by Lilly. #LillySpeak
The girl: "Let's talk about sandwiches. Are they real? Or not real? I sink they NOT real." #lillyspeak #ReevaluatingSandwiches
The girl walks up to her baby brother, looks at me and says menacingly, "Him belong to ME." #ShesTheBoss #LillySpeak #ToddlersAreTerrifying
How do I explain the concept of "personal space" to a 2 year old & that I don't want her fingers inside of my ears?
@LizzieRuns that's part of why it's so, so good. #otherpeoplesproblems
@airelj @BreakfastHaiku if I knew how to do all the spacing, I would have responded about my joy in haiku!!
@airelj @BreakfastHaiku BEST evarrrrr.
"I just can't stop thinking 'bout hims ears. Them so tiny and so cute!" --the 2 year old regarding the newborn. #siblings #bigsister
My husband's snore sounds terrifyingly like a zombie. #brains #notsafe #HeWasTheOneWhoWasSupposedToProtectMe #IWillNeverSurvive #screwed
My son has a love blanket he named Frankie the Real Love Blankie. He introduces people to it as if it were a human. #MyKidIsWeird
"Why won't you eat your apple, son?" "Because it doesn't have enough sugar." #screwnutrition #icecreamforbreakfastplease
@NewSkittle @_ss77_ @airelj @TacticalHubs EPIC!!
@airelj @_ss77_ @TacticalHubs @NewSkittle you best believe we are!!! Memorial Day weekend. It's all the rage! Group text on its way!
What I'd really like for #mothersday is to go to the bathroom without an audience of tiny humans.
I wonder if there will ever be a time when my daughter doesn't yell at the top of her lungs when I put her in bed. #hearingloss
@LizzieRuns no one told me they would hit with such a vengeance. Boo.
Because, for realz. #darkcircles #alsosometears
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