oh hi mark @MarkTweeted

Dad. Husband. Vine veteran 🌱 United Kingdom Joined January 2010

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2 months ago

Isn’t it annoying when you reach out to a company with a genuine concern and they hit you back with the most Chat GPT coded email you’ve ever seen and just swerve your question entirely? Christ, just let me speak to someone with their own thoughts & opinions. @omlet

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3 months ago

First tweet since 2024. But I dreamt I met @rickygervais last night. He made me a really shit cup of tea and then told me I wasn’t allowed to have any toast because of the crumbs.

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3 years ago

@thewinekone no context video from 12 years ago.

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3 years ago

Listening to a lot of @OffMenuOfficial lately. Definitely think @EdGambleComedy & @JamesAcastor (🤣) should reach out to Karl Pilkington. A true podcast pioneer!

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3 years ago

@DartCharge I am BEGGING YOU please let me speak to a person and not an automated service. It keeps sending me round in circles. When I got through to someone he transferred me BACK to the automated loop 😡

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3 years ago

Ok I’ve found my new dream job. @theanimalguyz were amazing. Great show! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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3 years ago

Not the mention the fact that it sounds like multiple gun shots at one point. I’m surprised there haven’t been more complaints. I’m all for the show, I just think it could have been placed somewhere better. Not in a loud echoey space.

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3 years ago

@Butlins who’s idea was it to have Brainiac LIVE on the main stage?! Kids can’t enjoy the arcades because of the massive explosions every few minutes. Surprised it was given the green light considering how many kids experience sensory overload these days.

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3 years ago

@thewinekone Does not compute.

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3 years ago

@fesshole

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3 years ago

@fesshole

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3 years ago

@fesshole That, er… never happened, did it fesser?

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3 years ago

@fesshole

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3 years ago

@parcelforce Sent

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3 years ago

@eddy_magic @parcelforce Same! Currently on hold (20 mins so far)

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3 years ago

@Pablo942000 @parcelforce Same

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3 years ago

@parcelforce how do I speak to a human, please? Your automated service is sending me round in circles and you have lost a very important package of mine.

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3 years ago

Oh how I wish @parcelforce could tell me where my package is. Delayed by 3 days now when originally they said it would be redelivered in 24 hours. I need my package for work 🤦🏻‍♂️

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3 years ago

I can’t believe I’m sat in my car listening to @jennafischer and @AngelaKinsey talk about playing Tequila on a rusty trombone 🤦🏻‍♂️ literally laughing out loud 😭 #officeladies