Hal @MaximumHal
Joined June 2012-
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Lana del Ray has sold a bazillion copies of a shit album. when is she gonna cheer up? @triplejlinda
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Because Russia is so grim there are now gay Russian refugees. GAY REFUGEES. I'd love to see Abbott's face when he finds out about this.
@jacobcolliver @davecallantwit You two are so adjective, you noun verbs adverb.
@ABCenvironment @DoctorKarl "Accidently". Is that what he told you?
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Cats don't give a fuck.
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Alright guys. Here's my "sure to offend everyone" blog post on Twitter atheists. Enjoy, and goodnight! reasonlogicreality.wordpress.com/2013/07/03/twi…
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"ABDICATE, ABDICATE!". At least one thinks that's what they're saying.
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Apparently @HillsyTonight is on ABC2 now.
@GreenJ I still think 'Kevin' is more respectful than 'Ruddy", used by a "journalist" this very evening.
@mrevileddie You've got the jingle down for Qld Premier, if nothing else.
Some people literally don't know what "literally" means.
Live: Rudd topples Gillard - One letter away from being a surprising headline. That fool from last week would start boob complaining again.
@PoorFollowing Concorde got designer 4 fancy-pants titanium cutlery 4 weight benefits/aesthetics - found passengers didn't like food as much
@illyal Next you'll be telling us that NWA made political statements too!
@Think_revolt And here I was thinking that they had cold hands.
@MaggiePriceless Not as cool as a ROCK LOBSTER! #B52s
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Things you might say if you flunked Intro Probability & Statistics: "Everything happens for a reason."
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