Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers
Helping people know their worth on the internet since 2020. Virginia, USA Joined July 2015-
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Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone retweeted
👇🏽Trump’s own supporters (who he had dinner with) now openly laughing that he got elected after he incited an insurrection: “His supporters, including myself, stormed the capitol as Just like the media said… And he still won the popular vote!”
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And the people who voted for him who thought, "Surely, not me, you mean those other people right?"
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Not a single bomb threat in a red district. Crazy how that happens
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These people moved damn fast from "don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" to rape threats if you say you'd rather avoid sex with men--they'll call you hysterical for focusing on rape in discussions of abortion, but the core of their ideology really is sexual violence.
These people moved damn fast from "don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" to rape threats if you say you'd rather avoid sex with men--they'll call you hysterical for focusing on rape in discussions of abortion, but the core of their ideology really is sexual violence.
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Biden made banks stop surprising you with hidden charges. That's gone now. $35 insulin is gone. Medicare negotiating drug prices--gone. EPA, HHS, Dept of Energy--gone. All consumer protections--gone. Dept of Labor. National Hurricane Center. NOAA. National Parks. 1/6
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Democrats: Billionaires should pay their fair share. Billionaires: We'll buy the entire country before we pay a dollar more in taxes.
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Why was Elon Musk willing to spend $119M on electing Trump? Just look at Tesla stock today. He’s $15B richer because of the bump. That’s a 12,600% return on investment. This is all about the buying and selling of a presidency. Most elections are, this one is just nakedly so.
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Trump committed crimes AGAINST the United States of America and its citizens He is now free from all of them and now has access to commit more How fucking stupid are people ?
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It has already begun, House Republicans have introduced a bill on Election Day to reduce social security payments for Americans who receive a pension or disability benefit from an employer. MAGA have doomed us all.
Before I go, watch this. There is no “How do we show we’re one of the GOOD white women?”. Because clearly a lot of us lie about that. Don’t look for comfort. We’ve got to do the work. Check out Sovereign's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTF3n8QEf/
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We told y’all. They’re coming for citizens. That’s what denaturalization means
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Because I am getting this question dozens of times in my DMs from trans people/parents... If you're trying to move for safety: Countries: Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Spain, France. States: Any blue state on my risk assessment map, which I'll update post-election.
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My absentee ballot in PA is marked as ballot returned. Not as ballot counted. Can someone confirm if there is a different status if it is “counted.”
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few things more terrifying to me rn than seeing gen z boys increasingly and gleefully commenting “your body, my choice” on young women’s tiktoks
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democrats fixed inflation and were punished for it by voters whose primary concern was inflation how do you even begin to build a campaign in an environment like this
Blue sky MegNumbers, should anyone want to keep up. I’m outta here at the end of the day.
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