NC @myschieff
Washington State Joined October 2017-
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Happy staying home tonight to all who celebrate.
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Carlos is getting neutered today. Pour some out for his balls. RIP
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I've never seen Lutheran architecture in a single family home before.
I've never seen Lutheran architecture in a single family home before.
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I have learned I have a Massive trade Deficit with Trader Joe’s! Every month I Buy hundreds of Dollars WORTH of groceries* from them and They buy Nothing from ME!! From now On I will charge myself An extra 15 percent on my purchases! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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“I hope this email finds you before I do”
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i wish other professions besides pro sports had trades. like damn, glenn from HR got traded for cash considerations
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"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."
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I’m “brought a note to the cashier so I could buy my mom cigarettes” years old.
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first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”
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this is my greatest creation
"YOU ARE TOO UNINFORMED TO REGULATE GUNS, YOU THINK THE 'AR' IN AR-14 STANDS FOR ASSAULT RIFLE" my dudes, you just made abortion illegal and I'm entirely sure you cannot find the clitoris
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My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack
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This rule actually comes in clutch so often it’s insane
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