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If your gender identity is the same as your gender assigned at birth, then you are cis. No amount of whining changes this fact. @briskide.bsky.social Joined January 2015-
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ok my bad. i was the bigshot executive who told jerry seinfeld to get the Fuck out of my office when he pitched a show to me that wasnt woke
Yeah, this is brain dead, even by Musk standards. It pretty much takes away any incentive for other companies to use the Tesla charging infrastructure
Gonna stay bringing in Skeeball ringers with names like "100 Point Peter" and "The Curve" while hustling high school seniors trying to enjoy their class graduation party
Gonna stay bringing in Skeeball ringers with names like "100 Point Peter" and "The Curve" while hustling high school seniors trying to enjoy their class graduation party
This is Showgirls erasure
This is Showgirls erasure
Ok, I know I said discovering Derek had QT'd a picture of me being my worst Twitter fear, but, honestly, I think seeing this in my notifications would have me pursuing island life far from the internet
Please. Please, I need you to see that the losers who were being really weird about Stellar Blade are being ultra weird about a farming sim game. They're pathetic
I've discovered what Oasis has been up to since the falling out
Anyway, I have discovered exactly how many times you can say "Son, would you like a Snapdragon Apple, the official apple of the Buffalo Bills" before he leaves the room and refuses to talk to you. The answer is three times
I'm sorry, they warned Tyson in Tyson vs Paul about brain injury? They understand that Paul is coming out of the ring on a stretcher, right?
I'm sorry, they warned Tyson in Tyson vs Paul about brain injury? They understand that Paul is coming out of the ring on a stretcher, right?
For the new followers, I'm a global finance controller in real life, and when I say that this is one of the most inaccurate things I've ever seen posted about corporate taxation, I really mean it
For the new followers, I'm a global finance controller in real life, and when I say that this is one of the most inaccurate things I've ever seen posted about corporate taxation, I really mean it
I enjoy that there is always one actor that completely ruins any hype for a movie, and I love that we all universally decided it is Jared Leto
Oh, there are now straight up "Jews cause all the problems in the world" ads on Twitter now. Glad to see Twitter Safety is doing their job
This is the embodiment of messing with something that worked and presented just fine and turning it into something much, much worse
This is the embodiment of messing with something that worked and presented just fine and turning it into something much, much worse
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@briskide I grow more and more convinced he has never been all that smart and was just unbelievably lucky while having nearly infinite resources. It should not be possible for any one person to have this much power.
@briskide I suspect that you are higher up than I'll ever get (non profit track, and happy to be here). But I'm glad to know of good guys higher up making those who might misbehave a bit anxious.
@briskide So accurate! If I see him listed in the cast, I'll lose at least 50% of my interest in seeing something.
This is so stupid, everybody knows trump would never let Jared Leto Jesus stand front and center wtf
Damn this does sound hard to handle! Prayers up for all the managers out there
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
@briskide @ask_aubry I had a horrible day, and this comment made me laugh the most pure laugh I’ve had in awhile. Thank you 😂😂😂😂
What?
This is because of the pelvic muscles of a video game character
@TonyxBarbershop @briskide @ask_aubry The one about the beekeeper lives rent free in my head. She got pregnant, he decided beekeeping was " too dangerous," so he waited until she was out of town then arranged for his friend to haul all her beehives away.
@briskide @ask_aubry It was socks once. The AH BF threw away her large collection of fun colourful socks and replaced them with black ones. I hated him so much
@briskide @ask_aubry I am now compelled to follow you. Fortunately my pelvic floor exercises have paid off or I might have disgraced myself in a public setting.
Godzilla x Kong opened in Japan. Here are my favorite reactions from Japanese audiences, translated, for better or worse, by Google:
I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.