Megan @MeganDgill
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Things my grandmother wants in assisted living: - A slip (older ladies know, not even Walmart carries anymore) - A checkbook (also mostly useless) - Rubber cement to fix her favorite shoe It’s straight up 1950 over here
Me and everyone who said they would be there for me
5 yo old Michael’s: Mom is that a phaser gun? Me: hot glue gun…. 🤣🔫
I’m going to start posting this everyday but I need an outlet to complain Fuck dementia
SNL’s Colin Jost will headline tonight’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. To get you ready, here’s some of his comedy from the Update desk. Watch here live at 9PM ET: youtube.com/watch?v=rx8HDb…
Flowers. My dad would send me them every vday and bday. Now that he is gone, maybe never see them again.
Flowers. My dad would send me them every vday and bday. Now that he is gone, maybe never see them again.
@insultsrare People who don't know...
A man noticed that his neighbor’s cats were coming to his property to drink water so he set up a camera to see who else was drinking water...
This is an amazing shot
Omaha, Nebraska may have just seen one of the strongest tornadoes in US history based on radar data. Wow.
Omaha, Nebraska may have just seen one of the strongest tornadoes in US history based on radar data. Wow.
Are we done yet with this Swifty obsession? I’m so tired of this sad girl narrative. Sorry, not sorry.
They deserve free alcoholic beverages and the good pretzels
They deserve free alcoholic beverages and the good pretzels
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animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
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sauce @jimbobrays_
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ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle
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@rawsalerts I adopted your dog today. The one you left in the shelter. The one you had for 10 years. That you don't want to keep him anymore. I adopted your dog today. Did you know he lost weight? Did you know he is terrorized and depressed? And it seems he has lost all trust? I adopted your…
i will forever be the person who says "its okay, i understand" even when my heart is breaking into pieces
Guy catches Rooster sleeping and wakes him instead
The exact moment when this radar scan indicated when the Harlan, IA tornado was capable of having EF5 level wind speeds. At this point, the tornado was clearly rotating at its most rapid pace and the sub vortexes spinning inside were unlike anything I had ever seen before. I…
Preliminary Wind Summary Measurements and Analysis from Harlan, IA tornado on Friday (26 April 2024). Winds of ~224 mph and diameter of max winds of ~2966 ft. Observations were taken as part of the @NSF -sponsored #BEST project led by @karen_kosiba and @JoshuaWurman
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
Colin Jost just buried Lara Trump 🤣💀
All kids are the same no matter the species..
This is utterly terrifying.
Train vs tornado today in Nebraska. No injuries reported. Video taken by Eric Carlisle. #NEwx
I don’t take off the armor for just anyone.
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