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quarantine productivity schedule
My favorite way to celebrate valentines day is to see how fast my car can go with my eyes closed
J Lo please put ur pussy up before my grandma sees that shit I'm begging u
My only new year's resolution is to take carly rae jepsen to outback
Man I used to get excited about orienting a SmartBoard in class now all i wanna do is snort lines and play modern warfare for 12 hours
just found out you can shit in the sink at restaurants, this is so sick
gonna get really ripped and get a job at a gas station so i can die during a robbery over 50 dollars
Man i just wanna die in a cool ass helicopter crash and get a bridge named after me or some shit fuck a career
Do u guys sit or stand when u pee in the sink
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I'm voting for whatever motherfucker that'll let my baby drink Hennessy
Parking in handicap spots after going straight retarded on the pussy
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