Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

just make that tootsee roll Joined June 2011

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

3 years ago

Hey sorry for the late reply, I was on airplane mode for a while. My phone was too

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

3 years ago

Forgot about this. Got me gigglin again 🔴🆒

Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy

7 years ago

Husband sees color for the first time! Surprised my colorblind husband with the glasses for his BIRTHDAY!!!

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Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy

7 years ago

Husband sees color for the first time! Surprised my colorblind husband with the glasses for his BIRTHDAY!!!

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juicy j @therealjuicyj

3 years ago

Sept 5th my life story will be told

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

4 years ago

FedEx hoops mixtape vol. 2 featuring a special guest

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

4 years ago

I stg I’ll be in a great mood until someone tells me “you look really tired”

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

4 years ago

FedEx hoops mixtape vol. 1

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feelings @thesadpost

4 years ago

Who is your go-to person when you feel like your world is falling apart?

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

4 years ago

Fuck yeah!

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

4 years ago

I took a pill in Ibiza (anti-flatulence medication)

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D. Diggs @98diggs

4 years ago

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

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Her: *Seductively ties a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue* Me: *Drenched in sweat and dry heaving, I pop a blood vessel in my eye as I attempt to peel a clove of garlic using only my ass*

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Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini

4 years ago

ur having bad sex if it doesn’t sound like this: boink bonk honk honk ding dong ding dong AWOOGA beepbop ring ring hello? yes this is she. no no thank you. uh huh. uh huh. okay goodbye. SPLAT

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Mike Daly @Mike___Daly

4 years ago

Moving day! Excited about my new place. Can’t forget the essentials 🙌

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Gabrielle Blair @designmom

4 years ago

My extended family has been thrown into a hellish nightmare. My nephew and his wife, who live in Boston, just had their two sons taken from them in the middle of the night by CPS. Their sons are 6 months old, and 3 1/2. A baby and a toddler, the baby still nursing.