randa 💖💜💙 @MirandaEryn
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This is the "Blood Eagle," a torture method used by the Vikings, displayed at the Museum of Medieval Tortures. It involved making incisions on the condemned person's back, separating the ribs from the spine, and spreading the lungs to resemble the wings of an eagle.
Sometimes you just need to start walking into the ocean until it swallows you whole it's called girl time
I’m at Myrtle beach and I found a little metal cross on a random bench. Our main reason for the trip is to spread my gram’s ashes on the beach. I think we’ll bury it with her. I’m not religious but somehow she found us and wanted us to have a sign. 💜 I love you Gram.
This is crazy
Please, if you can, send me some positive vibes for when I see the orthopedist this morning for my dislocated knee. We will discuss if I need surgery or not.
Some of her following consists of minors so this is really great to put out there 🙄
My dad bought this “Easter cookie” but the fact that I can’t even figure out what the design is supposed to be 💀
i don’t want your souls anymore they are too depressing
I used to have this really cool friend and out of the blue once, I found out he knew the whole rap to Clint Eastwood which just blew the fuck out of my mind
Be the reason why the lights flicker & the temperature drops when you enter a room.
Someone please compliment me like this, as a schizophrenic trying to date in 2024
When I meet someone who is like me that is born on an astrological cusp, it feels magical. I can’t explain it
being stretched out on a medieval torture rack would fix me
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34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880@MirandaEryn @omiles57 @Deckslapbetch 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 love your sweet face!
@MirandaEryn @omiles57 @Deckslapbetch Hi love!!! So happy to see your pretty face!! 🥰🥰🥰
@MirandaEryn @DaraMichele_ @Deckslapbetch Glad you’re back, and hope you’re doing better love ❤️❤️ and welcome back to the circus 🎪 😅 I think we’re all pretty tame nowadays but Dara still can drop bombs like only Dara could 🔥🔥
@MirandaEryn When I say you get me, it runs much deeper than you just "get me" ❤️
@MirandaEryn I really hope everything goes how you want it to at your appointment 🫶💜
hopped up out of bed with no shirt or bra on making mac n cheese for lunch and i just thought on myself i bet some of these only fan ladies do this for content . like make food with no shirt on lol 😂. i mean i couldn’t do it personally but i wonder how much they make off of it
@MirandaEryn Let’s teach the youth about having dysfunctional romantic relationships and domestic violence in it as well. Oh and the drugs and alcohol and Stds that go along in industry, don’t get me going. Hey kids, let’s make it an afternoon assembly on it!
Had a friend in the 90's who would call me wanting to kill themselves, cause they couldn't express how trapped they felt in the wrong gender. They were distraught & in pain for years in 1999 I saw him after he transitioned. I cried cause I had never seen him so happy in my life.
Why were there no ‘trans kids’ in the nineties?
Hey y’all! I had a tiny pup come to me as a foster who ended up having parvo. After ten of the longest days of my life, tube feedings, meds, sub q fluids and the like…he pulled through! I adopted him. Meet Potato!
If I could have functional hands/body with no pain, no migraines, no IBS/digestion issues, no walking with a cane, no wrist sleeves, no kidney stones, no acute anxiety/panic attacks, no chronic insomnia that's too bad for my birthday tomorrow & next few days i'd be grateful 🙏
Bought new patio furniture and an orange tree so my new hobby is sitting outside staring at an orange tree
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See there’s a difference in the true OG hatters and these “new” hatters. The OG’s take the serving of tea and appreciate it. We giggle and sit back and watch. These new ones just bitch and whine about where, when and how the tea got served. Just stfu and enjoy your popcorn
You can be single and know you want kids. You can be single and know you don’t want kids. The thing to remember is - “child less” and “child free” are two totally different things. If I know I don’t want a child, no man or circumstance is going to change that. cc @MirandaEryn