Mom Single @MomsSingle
Mom (obviously). Single (clearly). Writer (vague way of saying I have no life). Traveler (also fiction). Firm believer that sarcasm is a valid parenting method. momsingle.tumblr.com Narnia Joined July 2012-
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I lost my twitter password etc - But I still love all my twitter followers. More soon. tmblr.co/ZmAcVxjoITo1
I do still exist... - It's been a crazy month. I got a new job. Moved. Went through some hard personal stuff.… tmblr.co/ZmAcVxg9O2UF
I'm going to be the weird mom in the neighborhood. In other words, Minion's friend came to the door and I pretended no one was home.
Note to self: cooking should not involve a vacuum.
@HunterVanguard apricot pineapple preserves.
Minion: your grilled cheese is even better than the restaurants because of the sweetness of your love...and the sauce you put on it.
Counting down the days until I can give the Minion Benadryl. Not that I will, but I'll be happy to know I can.
I've been a bad little twitter bird recently
cosmo tip #600 - lipstick-feminists: tw: rape expertcosmotips: if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a roma… tmblr.co/ZmAcVxeKGQmV
Me: grateful I don't live in a tornado zone. The News: killer on the loose. Me: tornados don't seem that bad.
I have a headache. The kind of headache that makes you sell your children on eBay.
Minion's taking hip hop dance classes. It's going to break her heart when she realizes she's white.
Minion is playing in the snow while I bake cookies. It's all very domestic.
Bastards - Pretty sure the Vermont Teddy Bear commercial just made me a full on feminist. What a ridiculous, … tmblr.co/ZmAcVxdfSoi9
Minion peed on me today. Really thought we were past that stage. Guess sickness, juice, and a really long nap dragged us back a step.
My cell phone doesn't work in church. Well played, God. Well played.
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