heather @MsFunctioning

#anthropology🗿 #aquaholic ⚓️ ✌️ just a girl in the world. ✌️ Joined August 2018

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Jack Connell @JackPConnell

3 years ago

Nick Sirianni’s daughter😂😂😂

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Leonard Pitts, Jr. @LeonardPittsJr1

3 years ago

From today’s ⁦@nytimes⁩ . Sometimes, the truth hides in plain sight.

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Alastair McAlpine, MD @AlastairMcA30

3 years ago

We’ve all wondered why scientists or MDs “turn”. How respected folk can find themselves deep in the anti-vax community. It’s a decidedly simple (but dangerous and malicious) process. Below is a thread on how people become “red pilled.” 🧵

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Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom

3 years ago

Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

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Groovyhoovy @Groovyhoovy

3 years ago

Winter Storm Warning: Snow models indicate anywhere from 1 to 83 inches. Could start Wednesday afternoon at 4 or 5. Maybe not until Thursday morning. Or night. Maybe not at all. Actually, it might just rain. Don't know. So, buy bread and milk. Dress warm. But not yet.

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Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg

3 years ago

Should I run Twitter ?

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Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc

3 years ago

Choosing to say “no” to holiday plans you know aren’t good for you is a radical act of self care. Even if people choose to guilt you for it.

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Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz

3 years ago

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @OlufemiOTaiwo

3 years ago

not a subtweet: when I was younger I felt like I needed to argue against everybody. nowadays I think about whether I'm actually in the group of people socially pressured into pretending to treat a take seriously. if I am, I wonder whether it's better to just leave

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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick

3 years ago

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

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Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc

3 years ago

Learning to be authentic, even when this doesn't get approval is part of being an autonomous adult.

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Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie

3 years ago

Asking people to pay for a thing that only has value because it can’t be paid for is quite a Banksy move.

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Godless Liz 😇 @GodlessLiz

3 years ago

“Atheism is a religion” Oh? Who’s our leader & what kind of funny hat do they wear, what is our “holy” book that inspires us to fight over interpretations & splinter into sects, what are the rules about food, clothes, & sex, what are our holidays, & what drugs are you on?

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joanna schroeder @iproposethis

3 years ago

Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it. We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.

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Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays

3 years ago

NEW RULE: A parent may propose removing a book from a school library ONLY after reading it in its entirety — and delivering a book report on it that has been evaluated and corrected by the head of the school’s English department. Who agrees!?

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abby govindan @abbygov

3 years ago

one of the joys of adulthood is watching all your friends realize they can just adopt a cat. nothing is stopping them. and then they do that. and upload a million pictures of it.