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when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened
‘MARTY SUPREME’ didn’t win any Oscars out of its 9 nominations. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26
Japanese Poster for Hot Fuzz, 2007
At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
One year ago today, we lost David Lynch. “No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way.”
@asimbawe The year literally started on a Out of Touch Thursday... This means that we'll be out of touch with all that is negative in our life. Something like this is not bound to happen till 2037... Enjoy it, make the best of it!
If it was any other drink it would not work. Don’t question the physics it’s been proven in a paper published by the doctor himself in 1890.
im flying rn and when the kid in front of me opened his window A Ray of sunlight struck my dr pepper in a way that made me a little emotional
Trump after being called habibi once
This is like watching the Mona Lisa get painted.
He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.
Curtis Sliwa watches Eric Adams speak about gun violence on July 19, 2021.
He fucking did it again
Currently monitoring the trick or treating situation at the White House to see if Trump puts candy on top of a minion's head again
i think all elections should feature two ideologically opposed candidates and curtis sliwa
The debate saved the most burning question till the end. Moderators asked Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa if they've purchased anything in a cannabis shop, prompting some giggle-inducing answers.
american pope is such a funny detail to have in the background of geopolitics
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
White people be eating cheese right before bed
@megannn_lynne That was Dr. Pepper
Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.
this is like Oppenheimer describing nuclear fission
Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
„I‘ll try to think of a question for that answer“
Nothing sounded like this in 1970. People thought the devil was coming out of their speakers. Sick. Rip Ozzy Osbourne.
“Paranoid” - Black Sabbath x.com/JVPALT1/status…
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