Nat @Natattack6
Joined August 2013-
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no “stuns” or anything ok
T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails
We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight
Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do: 1) Be irritable at work 2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you 3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace
Tried to make a friendly comment about how I liked my neighbor’s very autumnal outfit, but I swerved too hard into friendliness, soared past over-familiarity, and landed on the arguably hostile “well if it isn’t Mr. Fall”
You’re never alone. Theres mold
i cannot buy oreos anymore they talk to me through the cupboard like the green goblin mask
@MissSassbox It’s like seeing the shriveled bum of a hermit crab changing shells
what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again
I picked up a frog today to move them somewhere safer. It was fun for me and perhaps there was an element of fun for the frog as well
Ladies if he wanted to he would
Wow! This Woman Procrastinated So Long She Accidentally Committed Tax Fraud: ow.ly/kl8q50Q4MJe

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