Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

nice dunno lol Joined November 2016

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

usually when you see a pakistani immigrant sucking off a bush-era fbi official like this it’s some sort of entrapment scheme gone wrong

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

frying bacon made the particulate count in my apartment spike 8x, love me some aerosolized pufas

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

we’re in carnal stagflation (sex recession + runaway pussy inflation), we need to a spike in interest rates to start the recovery volcker shock her before you rock her

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

you can always identify people who went to stanford bc everything they write reads like a college admissions essay

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

gf got mad at me for making three stooges noises in bed 😔

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

the border troops spectacle wasn’t about the midterms, it was predictive programming to inure people to the upcoming massacres of hordes of climate refugees

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

the blue lives matter punisher skull is so funny to me, i bust out laughing whenever i see it on the back of a truck

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

MbS addresses the UN in nurse joker makeup “carpet bomb a houthi wedding and nobody bats an eye, dismember a journalist with a bone saw and everybody loses their mind”

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

imagining the bathroom fight from mission impossible 6 except it’s one phoenician (white) vs the 15 kashoggi assassins

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Neon Peonage @NeonPeonage

7 years ago

the “explain deleuze to me or I’ll fucking kill you” copypasta except it’s about how twitter commies plan on keeping 8 billion people alive without fossil fuel based agricultural supply chains