Wilson @NotTheBall
Someone who sometimes says things and stuff. Trucker from Oklahoma. Oklahoma, USA Joined November 2015-
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it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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Incredible tornado intercept just now north of Lincoln Nebraska!! @ryanhallyall @SevereStudios
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This is what happens when dads find the kid toys
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I don't think "House" was the right name for that Hugh Laurie show. Based on what I saw, it should have been called "Hospital"
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ME: feel her nose doc - isn’t it supposed to be cold and wet VETERINARIAN: leave the receptionist alone
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Will Jewell makes a beautiful catch and perfect throw, to start a 9-6 triple play for @HCUHuskiesBSB Parker Edwards retires 3 opponents on one pitch!
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This should be an Olympic sport.
Making pot roast. My house smells amazing.
On understanding science
A problem people like me and some of you have
A fascinating bit of Hollywood trivia
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I was not mentally prepared for how this ended
I was not mentally prepared for how this ended
An element is not, and cannot be, ontologically evil. Good lord.
At what point do you as a scientist start asking “is this stuff ontologically evil”
Post a selfie but make it black and white.
Post a selfie but make it black and white. Cheers!
Post a selfie but make it black and white.
Post a selfie but make it black and white.
Y’all ain’t helping 😒
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it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
When she says P U S S Y I N B I O But never H O W A R E Y O U D O I N G I N B I O
i wouldn’t pick flowers for you i would plant them
Incredible tornado intercept just now north of Lincoln Nebraska!! @ryanhallyall @SevereStudios
You’d be surprised how stupid people are
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