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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

big ol nerd, ranting the way a big ol' nerd would. Joined January 2010
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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Like all those short sighted Somali children who don't live their dream of eating RT @YELEAKINROLABU: when u dont live your dream,u live..

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

This dump was all puff and no huff. Farted so rank the dog gagged, and yet it's not my usual mid week drain clogger.

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Its a sign youre a minority RT @quaristice: When an HR person gets your name wrong, that's a good sign isn't it?

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Haha this mofo is on fire tonite! I mean, area 69 lol. It's just so witty RT @KnightCop: We all know about Area 51, the top secret base. I'

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Cut footloose motherfukkaaaaaa! Futluus

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Yo, kev, you there?

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Is Kevin bacon on this thing?

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Startled by the realization that @russellcrowe tweets more than the three kardashian bush pigs combined

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

My toilet smells like colonel sanders corpse came outta the ground and was left to rot in an abattoir.

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

You tell them dirty whores! Why stop at a tattoo? Why not chain them up and let them be raped as soon as the sun goes down? RT @KnightCop

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Man, this dump is so insistent that I had to stop mid piss or ida had some savage friendly fire.

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Oh bill, u so funny. Shame it took you a couple of tried there to tweet right. Dont worry; its tough i know. RT @billmaher: If we're ...

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Goddayum, got something vile for my toilet right now.

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Last week i accidentally flushed a disposable razor down the toilet. It was the first time my toilet ever flushed without clogging

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Why does every asshole with 10,000 tweets set their bio as "online marketer"? Is that code for 'my job is of zero consequence to humanity'?

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

After debating rape themes in #dukenukem forever lets all discuss the neo-misogynistic, ultra sexist values of Cooking Mama 2

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Duke nukem forever pinball is fucking hard. Those balls slide right into my hole. Heyoooo! Badabing!

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

If you rape her it might RT @MikeTyson: It's my wife's birthday and I'm getting inducted into Hall of Fame. The day couldn't be any better.

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Garry Shandling @GarryShandling

14 years ago

I've had some hilarious pass words: *******,****,******,**** and ***** was my favorite, but couldn't remember it. Same with USERS NAME.

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Fatnerd @Obesegeek

14 years ago

Youre a man of bloody fine tastes! RT @Rob_Younger: That's enough #dukenukem for tonight think I'll watch some #gameofthrones !

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