One Lie A Day @OneLieADay
Impress your friends with useless and fake facts. Joined September 2010-
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Yamachas were created to hide the balding crown of Jewish men.
The neighborhood in "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" was actually a ward in an insane asylum designed to help him Get over his PTSD.
This October has 5 Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays in it. This is the first time this has occurred in 839 years.
This twitter account posts one lie a day.
Chicago is often overcast because of the vast amount of smoke spewed by cigarette smokers.
Chicago got it's monicker, the windy city, from the air blasts that come through the grates on the sidewalk and frequently blow up skirts.
The first account of a werewolf stemmed from an encounter with poor orthodox Jews in Eastern Europe who bathed naked in a river.
Recently, it has become popular for models to take out unnecessary organs, like the appendix and a single kidney, to be skinnier.
The DMV delays attractive people to provide a more enjoyable experience for the "fuglies" which results in less complaints about the wait.
The original title of the book "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy was "War, What Is It Good For?"
Zooey Deschanel is one of a set of triplet sisters who also include 'Bones' actress Emily Deschanel and pop singer Katie Perry.
During the depression, in an effort to cut corners, general stores laced their cotton candy with cobwebs.
Scott Walker has new confidence in his ability to be governor because he completed a round of Sim City, albeit he used cheat codes.
Cargo pants and hoodies were created so fat people could claim they "had stuff in their pockets."
The Russian alphabet's letters were created when a scribe's poor penmanship ruined some letters from the Latin alphabet. Sээ шhдт wз мeди?
In North Korea, Ramen Flavoring is valued for its rejuvenating properties when used as a bath additive.
John McCain can't lift his arms because he wears bras, manziers if you will, that restrict his movement.
Rock, Paper, Scissors started during WW2. Hitler 'threw paper' in his salute, Churchill flashed 'V for Victory' and FDR was lame as a rock.
VG Facts: The town of Silent Hill is based on Centralia, PA; and Tetris was a simulator used to teach Soviet masons how to lay brick.
Dust was invented by unemployed cleaners in Bulgaria in the late 1600's It's all gone a bit out of control since then...
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