Joelle Lamboley @OstrichJoelle
Mother and teacher. A whole lot of pop culture nonsense. INFP, chaotic good, Virgo, skeptic. Views are my own. Wyomissing, PA Joined December 2011-
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What if God came down to Earth, said “It’s pronounced Jod” then left?
If the Phillies win this series I will eat at a gas station for a week
I like you; your eyes are full of language.
You just never get tired of teaching it.
Nonparents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesnt want to do, and he would obey
some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen
Pro Tip: If you cover your bulletin boards the right way, you can leave them blank for months. Stay tuned for more amazing ideas from Teaching Year 18
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The Worst Thing to Come Out of the Pandemic Is That It’s Now Harder to Convince Educators to Do a Ton of Extra Work for Free
Yes, I know some teachers can’t strike. I live in a state that doesn’t allow any sort of collective bargaining for public employees. But like…what happens if we did it anyway?
Last night I found out what happens when you drink six margaritas.
Women just want to be the most feared witch in the village & get a little kiss on the forehead.
Patroclus died because He could not see What he really was inside His lover’s armor. —Jericho Brown bit.ly/3ONZxAT"
The 2023 AP English Literature & Composition scores: 5: 15%; 4: 28%; 3: 34%; 2: 14%; 1: 9%.
A truly inspiring increase in AP English Literature scores this year, the result of years of effort from AP teachers and an accumulation of powerful data from colleges on how well AP students are performing in further college English courses after placing out of the intro course:
duality of women
It is June. I am tired of being brave.
JokesterJenny @JennyJokes89320
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Batesleaush @batesleaus50401
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Alex Krick @KrickWyoSpartan
125 Followers 285 Following Husband, Father, Teacher, Actor, Director. Penn State Alum '10, DeSales Alum '15. Math & Theatre Teacher: Wyomissing Area HS
Art^4 @aauchenbachIV
231 Followers 556 Following king of side volleys. failing engineer. big on pow. West Virginia Mountaineer. supporter of all things grassroots soccer #Defendthe610
Math ANEX @Math_ANEX
3K Followers 5K Following Transforming math assessment by using an #AssetBased lens to analyze student thinking. Correct/incorrect answers only tell a small part of the story!
Nick Covington @CovingtonEDU
10K Followers 4K Following Dad. 10 years teaching high school social studies. Creative Director @HumResPro 🛸#restorehumanity
Human Restoration Pro.. @HumResPro
10K Followers 8K Following Non-profit: restoring humanity to education. Promoting progressive ed. Managed by @McNuttEdu & @CovingtonEdu https://t.co/fue1fBxRFH
Lindsay ☀️ @liberaltakes12
20K Followers 22K Following Proud Liberal. Writer. Cat Mom. SMU & ΑΧΩ Alumna. WWRBGD? What Would Jimmy Buffett Do? Proud Ally! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #RESIST #GoodTrouble #PonyUpDallas 🟧 🇺🇸
Rebecca Forstner @RebeccaForstner
1K Followers 2K Following (she/her) ELA & ASL Teacher & Jeopardy-hopeful. I ❤️basset hounds, YA lit, & Pixar movies! Mom of teens. 🧷
Ashlyn Ruffner-Rowell.. @TeacherRowell
100 Followers 318 Following 🌈🌿📚 | they/she | HS ELA teacher. Views are my own. Donate books to my readers! https://t.co/h1ajkSXIKP…
Devi Jags @devijags
594 Followers 1K Following ✨ Co-Founder // 📝 MFA @slcwriting // ♀Activist // Chatty Monks Brewing @Sambar_Kitchen @_sparkleon
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The Prompt Mag @thepromptmag
11K Followers 11K Following The Prompt is a creative community that showcases unique voices by issuing #prompts to inspire our collective of #writers & #artists... maybe even you. We / Us
Speducator @educatingsped
3K Followers 3K Following My kid says I’m the cool teacher. 😁 Tweets are my opinions only, not of my employer or school. 😜 Speaking mostly sarcasm and funny things teenagers say.
Mia Carson @mcarson9
420 Followers 348 Following
Kevin Boughter @Burg1863
817 Followers 1K Following Chairman of the Berks County Democratic Committee. Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fan. Penn State football!
Draft Beto @RunBeto2020
7K Followers 6K Following The official grassroots campaign to get Beto to run in 2020. Help us build a national grassroots movement and raise $1 million for Beto. #DraftBeto #Beto2020
cam 🌟 @camcarwll
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Sam Botterbusch @sabotterb
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Farrah Alexander @AuthorFarrah
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Judy Rasetti @JRasetti
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R H @renditions21
25 Followers 80 Following cover your crystal eyes and let your colors bleed and blend with mine
Erin Vail @vailerin32
1K Followers 1K Following Producer on the internet who writes! ESPN Storytelling, @thepromptmag. I bypassed the compressor.
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 982 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
John Cusack @johncusack
1.9M Followers 2K Following Apocalyptic shit disturber & elephant trainer. Justice for all - or no one. A retweet is not an endorsement - SEEK TRUTH SPEAK TRUTH LIVE TRUTH .
Mark Jenkin 〓〓 De.. @Mark_Jenkin
15K Followers 5K Following BAFTA winning writer & director of BAIT and ENYS MEN. All enquiries: [email protected] - very rarely on here anymore
Mark Primiano @Doctor1Hundred
7K Followers 636 Following I used to write about sports. Now I do surgeries. I love you. I'm glad I exist.
JuicyBodyGoddess @JuicyBodyGodde1
37K Followers 80 Following A FAT GIRL EVERYTHING 🐷 Chubby Life| Fashion |Movement| Advocate 👗 Sizes L-6X (INSTORE & ONLINE) Any❓ about orders ➡️[email protected]
Art^4 @aauchenbachIV
231 Followers 556 Following king of side volleys. failing engineer. big on pow. West Virginia Mountaineer. supporter of all things grassroots soccer #Defendthe610
Alex Krick @KrickWyoSpartan
125 Followers 285 Following Husband, Father, Teacher, Actor, Director. Penn State Alum '10, DeSales Alum '15. Math & Theatre Teacher: Wyomissing Area HS
A Teacher in Nevada @UnitedNevada
770 Followers 606 Following Each tweet I make is as a private citizen of the United States of America. Retweets are not an endorsement. Strongly independent. No party affiliation.
The Madwoman in the C.. @heymrsbond
56K Followers 8K Following Literacy educator • teacher-scholar • mom • 🩷💜💙 • all views and typos belong to me • she/her(s) • 💵 = heymrsbond
Sunil Singh @Mathgarden
23K Followers 5K Following Author. Speaker. Math Storyteller. Porous Educator. Music freak and geek. Everything on "11". Rock’s Not Dead; You Are.
Leigh Hendrix @LeighHendrix
799 Followers 1K Following theater maker. psychotherapist. (They/Them.) [email protected]
Physical Media Haver @macbethscousins
296 Followers 2K Following Motown, Miniatures, Marx, Metal, Movies
Mr. Buzzard's Weather @weather_buzz
851 Followers 332 Following Not a weatherman, just a BASD Social Studies Teacher who loves the ☃️🌬❄️ All are welcome! Follow for weather,news and my opinion on cancellation/delay chances!
Molly Henery @BloggingBanshee
10K Followers 2K Following 🍅-meter approved critic + horror writer. Mother of #UterusHorror on @certifiedforgot. Co-author of QUEER HORROR: A FILM GUIDE (preorder now). She/they. 🏳️🌈
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Kyle Edward Ball @kyleedwardball
23K Followers 2K Following Director/Writer of Skinamarink Foreign Sales for Skinamarink @BayViewEnt1 Management : https://t.co/oBcYnSR6zE 🏳️🌈He/Him BLM
Matt Ruff @bymattruff
5K Followers 544 Following Author of Fool on the Hill, Sewer Gas & Electric, Set This House in Order, Bad Monkeys, The Mirage, and Lovecraft Country.
Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV
23K Followers 639 Following Sports Reporter at KWWL, Husband to Rachael, Father to Gwen, Evelyn, and Cullen. Autism Dad. 2-time NSMA Iowa Sportscaster of the Year. Part time blizzard guru.
Cory Muscara @corymuscara
64K Followers 265 Following Former Monk. Author of Stop Missing Your Life. Positive Psych Instructor at University of Penn. Meditations Heard 25 Million Times in 150 Countries.
Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit
108K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
Jessica Sferrazza @JessSferrazza
2K Followers 810 Following
Teacher-Powered @teacherpowered
3K Followers 1K Following #Teacherpowered schools: Designed by teachers, inspired by students. A project of @edevolving - Tweets by @sarah_giddings1 ☀️
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Ankler Rushfield @richardrushfield
12K Followers 2K Following Columnist, The Ankler. Subscribe at https://t.co/gQVICzEBqN
this is SPARTA @wyomissingSS
532 Followers 216 Following the official student section account, not affiliated with the wyomissing school district
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
246K Followers 82K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd
Xfinity Support @XfinitySupport
211K Followers 134K Following Hi! 👋 Welcome to your official support team @Xfinity. Need to connect? Our experts are here for you live 24/7/365.
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
710K Followers 438 Following Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] *Personal views only* https://t.co/GMXSgqZUvF
David Hering @hering_david
13K Followers 2K Following Writer | Critic | @fitzcarraldoeds Novel Prize finalist | Literature, cinema, music, visual arts | Rep: @AEAkinwumi
Teachers for Beto @TeachersForBeto
1K Followers 2K Following Our students deserve a president who inspires, brings hope and fights for a #beto country. That’s why teachers will do what we can to make that possible.
Victoria Thompson, M... @VictoriaTheTech
19K Followers 9K Following Married to Kourtney! Edtech leader living near Disney World. If found please return me to my wife, to Epcot, to Costco, or to a CDW building. Opinions my own.
matt @mattxiv
412K Followers 154 Following queer jew w very long nails, host of a bit fruity, he/they
Lily Joy @lilyjoywinder
5K Followers 149 Following 19 Year Old Diné + Southern Ute Activist. Movement Leader of #PeopleNotMascots
Jane Page Thompson @janepaget
181 Followers 385 Following Cocktail Napkin Logic, Whiskey Church, Bourbon Lover, Gun Owner, Cigar Smoker, Horses, Realtor & GOP!
Eric LaRocca @hystericteeth
17K Followers 2K Following Bram Stoker Award®-nominated and Splatterpunk Award-winning Author | Lit Rep: @lotuslit | Film/TV Rep: @spinablackyarn (He/They)
Nikita Gill @nktgill
135K Followers 2K Following Author of Wild Embers, Fierce Fairytales, Great Goddesses,The Girl and The Goddess, Where Hope Comes From. Represented by @nikicchang.
Wyo Spartans @Wyospartans
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SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog
601K Followers 65 Following Independent news and analysis on the U.S. Supreme Court. Left Twitter 4/20/23. Follow us on TikTok! 🎙: SCOTUStalk. 📸: scotus_blog.
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Andres Rios @AndresRiosRizo
55K Followers 1K Following Concept Artist - [email protected] Clients: Netflix, Bandai Namco, Grinding Gear Games, Bungie, Mighty Canvas, New Line Cinema.
shauna @goldengateblond
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Dr Emily Wilson @EmilyRCWilson
46K Followers 666 Following Classicist, translator, human @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social https://t.co/4iOZDBbwGI youtube: EmilyRC Wilson (note weird space)
Cara Buono @CaraBuono
154K Followers 715 Following actress, writer, mom, Karen Wheeler on Stranger Things
SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm
106K Followers 3K Following 🤡 sarah sherman on @nbcsnl 🪱 😛 come see me on tour 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! 🧠@OstrichJoelle I haven’t read that either. And I do recommend “James”, by the way.
This is hilarious
.@chrislhayes: "And on Real America's Voice, the Right Wing hosts were stunned into silence." I may never stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 #SOTU
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Coke is to red wine as sprite is to white wine
I love Coco Gauff’s Barilla sponsorship but I wish her clothes/gear sometimes had an actual pasta print on them
You just never get tired of teaching it.
Pro Tip: If you cover your bulletin boards the right way, you can leave them blank for months. Stay tuned for more amazing ideas from Teaching Year 18
Oh you like books? Who is the worst protagonist in canonical literature?
@susangbarber @Jeopardy Max and Ruby obviously
How it started ——>How it’s going
@UvT_Jezus Hey friend. I teach reading comprehension for a living with excellent results! Hit me up when you’re ready to work. 💪🏾
Berks’ Best 2023 Social Studies winner Benjamin Zobian puts his belief in selfless service into practice trib.al/ZfgfX0M
The PIAA District III 2A boys 3,200 run champ is Paul Monsour of Wyomissing
PIAA District III 2A girls 3,200 run champion is Wyomissing's Addie Cohen
🌟💙 The Class of 2023 💙🌟 As we near the end of the school year, we would like to recognize the members of the Wyomissing Area Class of 2023. Over the next few weeks we will spotlight each member of this special group of students. We wish them congratulations and well wishes.
?!??!!??!?!?!!!???!?!?! watership down figures?!??!
Having an open ‘I’ll grade anything late’ policy just isn’t sustainable for me at this point in my life. I have to have some firmer boundaries set at the beginning of next year.
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Hardest job in this generation is being a teacher!
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