PUNCHcomedy™ @PUNCHcomedy
Loved by comics. Lauded by critics. We produce better stand up. PUNCH, Piranha, The Cringtacular. But go gamble $13.50 on a movie instead, ass-hat. (est 2010) Austin, TX Joined February 2010-
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@tabitha_sense @MikeMacRaeMike Hitting your girlfriend is a hack and overdone but, btw
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@sperezintexas @statesman Um, free speech hasn’t gone anywhere, gooftits
@dahmergeddon76 @briangaar This is gonna need a rewrite. As is, it’s unclear what the “why” is referring. Don’t panic! Rewriting is where most of the best ideas happen.
Hrmm. Do we still exist?
Found this moving @PUNCHcomedy @MattBearden @hearcoyote @abbyrosenquist
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Pour one out töday. 💜 g.co/kgs/4DRuRm
Thank you @MattBearden @hearcoyote for that tribute. #shondeesuperstar
@coyoteverse hey, coyoteverse! Wondering if you might want to sell this handle? We’d love it for a project we’re working on. We’re good people! Let us know, please.
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Four years ago, I was at @CapCityComedy in Austin for “Roast Our Democracy,” a scene that captured our collective exhaustion & portended rough years ahead. The jokes still land but the club is gone. Shut down as our government failed to contain COVID-19. dallasnews.com/news/politics/…
We miss all of you, too. Remember to keep doing great work (on whatever you love) until we all meet again. Viva @CapCityComedy! Viva PUNCH! Viva Chubbz!
In honor of mattbearden @PUNCHcomedy and @capcitycomedy I miss you all and a Punch cigar and some Makers seemed appropriate. Love you mean it. instagram.com/p/B_TfE-SFAQV/…
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Applying for jobs used to be funnier
JAM PACKED SEASON FINALE FOR SEASON 26!! ONLY A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT!!
Someone took Pat’s time. Come see him get it back this Tuesday at 8pm!!!
Wait what the fuck? It’s daylight savings time? When the fuck did this happen??? Goddamnit. Y’all gotta let people know man. This shit is indescribably wack
Mac Blake makes everything better. Every. Time. 💀
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The fantastic and ultimate Shaq Attacker Impersonat-er & dazzler @macbdazzler is headlining @PUNCHcomedy tomorrow night. Don't miss your chance to see a great lineup too! @MattBearden hosts @CapCityComedy Tuesday 8pm! #Warriors
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I laughed so painfully hard at one of @Palumbros jokes tonight @PUNCHcomedy that I think I may have injured my throat. When his album drops on @SURETHINGATX please buy 2 copies. Perhaps he will help pay to repair my vocal cords. ❤️
Only one more day till ~easy going~ Danny Palumbo records his album!!! Limited tickets left so get them while you can chubz!!! Tix: capcitycomedy.com
Wait what the fuck? It’s daylight savings time? When the fuck did this happen??? Goddamnit. Y’all gotta let people know man. This shit is indescribably wack
💀Get excited and get tix chubz💀
Wait what the fuck? It’s daylight savings time? When the fuck did this happen??? Goddamnit. Y’all gotta let people know man. This shit is indescribably wack
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