Paper @Paper_FTW

10K Followers 5K Following David is a skilled visual designer who has worked in broadcast television, advertising, print, and interactive design. Sometimes he's funny.

Dr. Abe A. Runcible @DrRuncible

123 Followers 167 Following The life and times of a megalomaniac. My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity. My eye patch is fashionable, is yours?

Buddy Bear @VeryAngryBear

10 Followers 24 Following I'll tell you what I think about that!

The pseudonymous personality behind Addison and Steele's 'Spectator' in 18th Century London presents the Spectator as it was published, day by day.

Mr Spectator @mr_spectator

352 Followers 846 Following The pseudonymous personality behind Addison and Steele's 'Spectator' in 18th Century London presents the Spectator as it was published, day by day.

BeeBee @brandyb008

4K Followers 4K Following Smile. It looks good on you.

Mel @LastWrites

88 Followers 448 Following

Over here sitting in the ether. I see you, who are you talking to? Speak louder. The world is yelling, I can't hear you.
IASTE 873. Miami Dolphins. F1 - LH44

Elliot Zovighian @ElliotZovighian

11K Followers 11K Following Over here sitting in the ether. I see you, who are you talking to? Speak louder. The world is yelling, I can't hear you. IASTE 873. Miami Dolphins. F1 - LH44

Hockey Drills @hockeydrills

6K Followers 9K Following Follow me for hockey tips, interesting posts about hockey and ways to get better at hockey

Be a Tea Party Voter. Join this grassroots movement to preserve the American Dream. Help us VOTE OUT LIBERALS and send tea party cards everywhere.

Books for Tea Party @Books4TeaParty

1K Followers 1K Following Be a Tea Party Voter. Join this grassroots movement to preserve the American Dream. Help us VOTE OUT LIBERALS and send tea party cards everywhere.

Sir Robert Filmer @SirRobertFilmer

360 Followers 1K Following The last great defender of absolute monarchy, a proud royalist and relentless ridiculer of Democracy.

True English Gent @TrueEnglishGent

853 Followers 683 Following Education begins the gentleman, but reading, good company and reflection must finish him

Gina Patterson @ginapatterson

676 Followers 1K Following Are you crazy?

SmallDreams @SmallDreamsTV

610 Followers 1K Following We are the SmallDreams team, Sean, Vanessa, and John. We produce comedy shorts, web series, and tv shows.

FullTimeFreak @FullTimeF

16 Followers 100 Following

I'm from the Democratic Wing of the Democratic Party. I'm fake. And I don't tolerate weakness. Also yay universal healthcare!

Fake Howard Dean @FakeHowardDean

664 Followers 1K Following I'm from the Democratic Wing of the Democratic Party. I'm fake. And I don't tolerate weakness. Also yay universal healthcare!

Leon R. Wallban @LeonRWallban

257 Followers 1K Following

lizleftLA @lizinla

193 Followers 257 Following Some people lead lives of dignity, I am not one of those people.

Rock @Rock_FTW

27 Followers 261 Following

Scissors @Scissors_FTW

21 Followers 259 Following

Katie @OurFaveMiracles

141 Followers 60 Following Hi my name is Katie... could I BE wearing any more clothes?

Kelly Levy @KellsLevy

2K Followers 440 Following Writer

Cacau loves Laura @vausepromise

403 Followers 29 Following Trust no bitch. • Fan account

Sheila Daley @the_sheiladaley

612 Followers 93 Following

Actor/Director/Writer/ I pretend to be other people... In real life that's considered a personality disorder. If you get paid to do it its called acting.

Peter Facinelli @peterfacinelli

1.4M Followers 47 Following Actor/Director/Writer/ I pretend to be other people... In real life that's considered a personality disorder. If you get paid to do it its called acting.

I go to Runyon Canyon every day and the things I overhear people in Hollywood say in passing make me laugh, cringe and often scratch my head.

OverheardAtRunyon @OverhearRunyon

170 Followers 603 Following I go to Runyon Canyon every day and the things I overhear people in Hollywood say in passing make me laugh, cringe and often scratch my head.

Jillian Bell @jillianbell

90K Followers 267 Following A girl who loves halloween and hummus.

Essays for people outgrowing the lives they’ve built. On identity, relationships, boundaries. One short letter every Friday ↓
https://t.co/tutJ9I9OjH

Ela Crain @elacrain

18K Followers 85 Following Essays for people outgrowing the lives they’ve built. On identity, relationships, boundaries. One short letter every Friday ↓ https://t.co/tutJ9I9OjH

Mr Spectator @mr_spectator

352 Followers 846 Following The pseudonymous personality behind Addison and Steele's 'Spectator' in 18th Century London presents the Spectator as it was published, day by day.

Patrick @patrickmarkryan

5K Followers 516 Following indoorsman

The Networking Guide @GuideNetworking

2K Followers 2K Following For Job Search, Networking, Referrals, Business Development & Sales, and Professional Development. New website live! Find Todd directly at @ToddZebert

BeeBee @brandyb008

4K Followers 4K Following Smile. It looks good on you.

Elliot Zovighian @ElliotZovighian

11K Followers 11K Following Over here sitting in the ether. I see you, who are you talking to? Speak louder. The world is yelling, I can't hear you. IASTE 873. Miami Dolphins. F1 - LH44

One Twit per hour @onetwitperhour

388 Followers 1K Following One twit per hour. The time for your timeline ! Un twit par heure, mieux que l'horloge parlante.

Hockey Drills @hockeydrills

6K Followers 9K Following Follow me for hockey tips, interesting posts about hockey and ways to get better at hockey

Books for Tea Party @Books4TeaParty

1K Followers 1K Following Be a Tea Party Voter. Join this grassroots movement to preserve the American Dream. Help us VOTE OUT LIBERALS and send tea party cards everywhere.

Perry Block @PerryBlock

3K Followers 928 Following Humorist seen in @McSweeneys, @SlackjawHumor, more, currently doing sketch & not being seen in McSweeneys, Slackjaw, more

Fire WINS! @Fire_FTW

3 Followers 1 Following

Harpo honks his 0==( all day, chases people & reveals the endless contents of his voluminous pockets (not a bot... really not a bot)

Harpo Marx @HarpoHonks

431 Followers 271 Following Harpo honks his 0==( all day, chases people & reveals the endless contents of his voluminous pockets (not a bot... really not a bot)

Jeffrey Butterworth @studiousbison

304 Followers 240 Following Unpopular opinions on popular culture.

Night Owl @KOSMOSNET

84K Followers 32K Following Conservative, Constitutionalist, Concerned Citizen, #TCOT, #TLOT,

Gina Patterson @ginapatterson

676 Followers 1K Following Are you crazy?

Katie @creightie

39 Followers 250 Following Be silly, be honest, be kind.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Danny Pudi @dannypudi

523K Followers 289 Following

FullTimeFreak @FullTimeF

16 Followers 100 Following

Moderately disturbed cartoonist, Alabama Media Group & @aldotcom. 2020 RFK Human Rights Award, editorial cartoons. Also @crowetoons. Instagram @jdcrowepix

JD Crowe @CroweJam

13K Followers 6K Following Moderately disturbed cartoonist, Alabama Media Group & @aldotcom. 2020 RFK Human Rights Award, editorial cartoons. Also @crowetoons. Instagram @jdcrowepix

OG internet dirtbag. i’ve run a few startups (poorly). it's weird that your stalking my twitter but also flattering, thank you.

Jason Mustian (deroga... @jasonmustian

15K Followers 827 Following OG internet dirtbag. i’ve run a few startups (poorly). it's weird that your stalking my twitter but also flattering, thank you.

morgan @morros

1K Followers 507 Following in the vault

JerryThomas @JerryThomas

6K Followers 482 Following without form and void

Upright®️ parody a... @upright

589 Followers 335 Following “The damage has been done / I am not having fun anymore”

Dean Cameron Allen @textism

3K Followers 141 Following Melancholy is a middle-class vice.

Fun Size Bytes @FunSizeBytes

3K Followers 190 Following

(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

Rex Huppke @RexHuppke

83K Followers 1K Following (VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

RT @sailormidori i've concluded that dominos pizza laces their cheese with ex-lax.no other explanation for the eldritch horrors pouring forth from my bowels.

switchbladephd @switchbladephd

358 Followers 148 Following RT @sailormidori i've concluded that dominos pizza laces their cheese with ex-lax.no other explanation for the eldritch horrors pouring forth from my bowels.

Kayla Cagan @KaylaCagan

2K Followers 804 Following Bestselling author of PIPER PERISH & ART BOSS, both from @chroniclebooks. Rarely on Twitter. She/Her/Friend/Old Sport.

Mike Henry @heymikehenry

4K Followers 950 Following

Paul @paulewog

925 Followers 549 Following Hoosier transplanted to the vast southwest. Curator & critic of auto-part store jingles. Proponent of a universal DH.

absolute unit tester @dysolution

2K Followers 1K Following more on this story as it develops. he/him

jonathan sloan @MrBigFists

5K Followers 345 Following This one goes out to all the amnesiacs out there, and I don't think you know who you are.

Josh @thedayhascome

6K Followers 490 Following he/him, dude, dad, husband, thinker, doer. who writes these jokes? they're awful.

portable intelligence
technology video boi
Developer of Hovercraft for macOS, Television and Theater for  Vision Pro ᯅ

https://t.co/KKq9Uu9ZBp

Adam Lisagor @adamlisagor

36K Followers 765 Following portable intelligence technology video boi Developer of Hovercraft for macOS, Television and Theater for  Vision Pro ᯅ https://t.co/KKq9Uu9ZBp

FakeSarahPalin @FakeSarahPalin

6K Followers 3K Following Snowmobilin' right to the Naval Observatory

I don't buy fat-free milk b.c I don't want to encourage cows with body image issues. b.c I’m fat@plemur on CounterSocial Mastodon: @plemur@universeodon.com

e plemurus unum @plemur

3K Followers 503 Following I don't buy fat-free milk b.c I don't want to encourage cows with body image issues. b.c I’m fat@plemur on CounterSocial Mastodon: @[email protected]

Tim Siedell @badbanana

621K Followers 215 Following Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.

Michael Pierce @OverlandParker

8K Followers 274 Following I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.

dangerpants @Tony_D

2K Followers 241 Following Writer. Film guy. Recovering archivist. ★★☆☆☆

TRINI @TRINITRANNI

400 Followers 921 Following Ladyboy/midget/superhero

CEO of Grim Rabbit Games. Creator of the party games Red Flags, Superfight, and You’ve Got Problems. Author of that burrito rant on tumblr 10 years ago.

Jack Dire @jack_dire

46K Followers 854 Following CEO of Grim Rabbit Games. Creator of the party games Red Flags, Superfight, and You’ve Got Problems. Author of that burrito rant on tumblr 10 years ago.