Mel @LastWrites
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Coronation flypast: This was the view of #London from our aircraft this afternoon. The #RedArrows were honoured to join others from across the Royal Air Force and Armed Forces taking part in celebrations marking the Coronation of Their Majesties the King and Queen. #Coronation
And now India Willoughby is retweeting people talking about my ex-wife, naming her, harassing her, the type of thing that broke our marriage up. Because India Willoughby is a sadistic man named Jonathan who harbours a deep hatred of women. He's a scumbag. As are all TRAs.
Elon Musk just suspended Daniel Radcliffe for portraying Weird Al to promote a movie in which he portrays Weird Al. Apparently acting and Comedy are now both illegal on Twitter. So much for Free Speech.
@jessphillips If as a nurse I put a patient’s health in danger through my actions I would lose my registration my job and my self worth I would be devastated.Politicians don’t seem to be accountable to a governing body and they do not have any conscience about ruining lives it’s disgusting!
Frightening doesn't cut it.
Pension funds would have collapsed today without BoE action with 'mass insolvencies', Sky News has learned | live updates news.sky.com/story/pound-sl…
I’m in the process of cancelling my PayPal account. Big Tech companies that feel they can bully people for questioning mainstream groupthink don’t deserve anyone’s business.
Let’s try n be nice for a bit. It’s quite good. Sometimes people are nice back. That’s something I don’t mind catching!! X
I’m sorry, but I don’t think President Biden should invite Trump to be part of the U.S. delegation that will be attending Queen Elizabeth’s funeral. Who else feels the same way? ✋
"She was Queen, but she embodied us." Former Prime Minister Theresa May gives a speech to the House of Commons in tribute to the Queen. #TalkTV
OMG anyone know how to cancel a Lookfantastic subscription? They say it’s easy. It’s NOT. Anyone got any experience they can share?
It takes an awful lot of guts to tell someone something like this to their face. You can hear the courage in her voice. But well done you, whoever you are, I think you’re brilliant
Overwhelmed by all of the kindness and support people have sent and heartbroken at how many of you have had to experience this as well. Sending love ♥️
That typo in the first tweet is going to haunt me.
I just want people (especially women) to know that date rape drugs are not some rarity that only come out at frat parties. Someone can spike your drink even if you’re careful. And if something seems wrong the next morning, don’t second guess yourself.
I feel over-dramatic and embarrassed by sharing this, like I’m crying out for attention. But I really wish I had known at least the signs and symptoms beforehand rather than going through two days of realizations and checking myself.
I have no idea who did it. I was getting a single drink alone after my bar shift at my local bar. And next thing I knew, I was awake in my bed, on my side, with vomit down the front of my shirt.
I’m 23. I still bartend part-time. I know my alcohol tolerance. I know how to be safe with my drinks. And yet this still happened and I still feel like it’s my fault for not being careful.
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