y - nightmare bunt rotation @PazzyJ

funny like a funeral Renton, WA Joined August 2013

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16 hours ago

Cracker Jacks don’t even give you a prize anymore. You just get a QR code where you can download gender

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Bobby Wagner @bwags

3 days ago

and because the NLRB is utterly devastated and we built a country whose strongest bipartisan issue is a deep hatred of labor, they will most likely get away with

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4 days ago

what can we make here out of nothingness and love?

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4 days ago

this is the second worst thing that happened in this stadium this week

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5 days ago

holy fuck Cal hit 60 home runs

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this is what I looked like the last time the Mariners won the AL West btw

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6 days ago

ONLY A FOOL WOULD DOUBT THE SEATTLE MARINERS

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ONLY A FOOL WOULD DOUBT THE SEATTLE MARINERS

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6 days ago

This and the replies tell me that you’re all just major pussies

Trey Goff @thetreygoff

6 days ago

This and the replies tell me that you’re all just major pussies

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6 days ago

this was very predictable

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6 days ago

Forgot to post this yesterday… First day of 27th grade!

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7 days ago

I spent the the first decade of my life here and uh, nothing

bikkzie °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @bikkzie

7 days ago

I spent the the first decade of my life here and uh, nothing

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shrimp @m0ssjuice

a week ago

some of u are actual npcs. why do you follow a brand. why do you follow the Jeep instagram account

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7 days ago

why does this look like one of those birthday cards from the Epstein files

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7 days ago

rest now, brother. we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla

Dianna Russini @DMRussini

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rest now, brother. we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla

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New longest streak for the NYT Crossword. 108 days!

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AJ Brown putting the team on his back tho

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a week ago

Davante still has the juice but also that was quite a veteran push off

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I went to the car wash and grocery store at the beginning of the 4th quarter in Utah-Tech and it was 10-3. The game ended 34-10???? da hell

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