steve d. @PracticallyDead
Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron between nowhere and oblivion. Joined April 2009-
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@jk_rowling Ridiculous for someone to write that to you. Your answer was spot on. Don’t give them another thought.
@GiveMeYourTeeth Nope. No way. Some of my books, I’m OCD enough about them, that a watermark on the pages or cover, would really bum me out. I wouldn’t take the risk, since they are showing faith in me.
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@brockway_llc @Seanbabydotcom It was a real privilege to help commemorate the seven month milestone ☺️. One of my favourite things I did last year.
@brockway_llc I’ve dated at least THREE “roundhouse kicks to the balls- I mean face.”
@brockway_llc @wophugus I used to bring the bratty teens of wealthy parents to “Horse Therapy” groups. They don’t consent, but they certainly do “not consent.”
@Uber_Support Sent you the phone number
@Uber_Support I have a 10.00 Bill on my bank account but haven’t used Uber. Haven’t ordered a pass
@JRJ_Is_Probable @JohnDiesattheEn I work in Psych- but who shaves the barber? I’m stuffed full of crazy now....
I now need a frontal lobotomy. (In a good way!) Went from “The Loop” @JRJ_Is_Probable, to “Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick”@JohnDiesattheEn (The sequel to “Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits).. “Zoey Punches..” ended up catching the first book in a high speed chase- TO WIN!
Ps: The first book in the Zoey series. “The Loop”- It’s a minor miracle and uses the Batman car to win all races... @JRJ_Is_Probable
@brockway_llc @auralnaut_zak And like it, it will still be relevant 30 something years from now, and sung along to in cars....
@brockway_llc @auralnaut_zak Oh, you sneaky bastards- the German Version is amazing. It IS the bit! I laughed for WAY TOO LONG and totally early. Now, onto the podcast...
@markgeragos @adamcarolla @gpatricksmith @GinaGrad @BaldBryan @DawsAngeles @adamcarollaShow PS: There IS a Blue Iguana- the food and ambience are much nicer for a sit down meal.
@markgeragos - My favorite birthday gift of the last few years, was being at the live #reasonabledoubt podcast last night. Smooth dance moves, genius deconstruction of Celebs blogs and good natured pummeling of idiot politicians. One for the books!
@MikeMonson2 @zmccain You know- I’ll be grabbing up a copy or two...it’s great seeing your name on a book, again!
@fnord30 @jasonsegel Loved every second of it. The last episode was just the bravest version of honesty.
You knew all along, goddamnit. revolvermag.com/music/mr-bungl…
@olub0de @Shumat_su @SolarAshLulu @ZhugeEX It was obviously sarcasm. The joke didn’t fall. (It was pushed and made to look like an accident....((that will “fall flat))
Tori Dunlap - Money E... @herfirst__100k
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