Pretend Amnesia @PretendAmnesia
When they go low, I’ma go medium. Because God is still working on me. Joined April 2009-
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realizing that Schwartz’s new girlfriend was probably still in middle school when #pumprules premiered 11 years ago (she was 12 lol)
Just checking in to remind everyone that I still really hate Tom Sandoval. Thank you. #PumpRules
WOKE UP NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
I can’t even make any witty or snarky remarks about this POS anymore. I hate Sandoval. He’s pure unapologetic trash. #PumpRules
Still wondering how Brock didn’t throw Sandoval out of the gondola lift..missed oppurtunities. #PumpRules
Scheana is such a twat. #PumpRules
So, essentially, Ariana pulled herself, took the jobs/opportunities coming her way, is setting boundaries and refusing to indulge Sandoval’s BS version of events, AND NOW all of her friends have issue with that and she becomes… the VILLAIN? This cannot be real. #PumpRules
I’m still sad about Kim and Kroy.
Tell me your podcast isn’t working out without telling me your podcast isn’t working out. #PumpRules
So how annoyed do you think Rachel is that her lawsuit is getting overshadowed by Jax and Brittney’s separation announcement? #PumpRules #Bravo
Best male addition to #SummerHouse in years
Damn, so Lindsay just decided to go full dumpster fire a couple weeks before her wedding? #SummerHouse
She is my Audrey Hepburn. #SummerHouse
Lindsay don’t you DARE talk to my sweet West baby like that. #SummerHouse
"You said I got married at 12. I got married at 24 ... I've built a company worth over $100 million. So for you to say that you were in college & getting all this education, while I'm getting married at 12 is bullsh*t. It's a microaggressive comment." Crystal cleared! #RHOBH
I’m so proud of most of us for not falling for Sandoval’s lackluster redemption tour. If you do feel bad for him…seek therapy. #PumpRules
promote her #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
So the guy who coordinated his best friend kissing his secret girlfriend to gaslight his ACTUAL girlfriend into so much depression that he could blindside her with an affair on camera and come out looking like a victim is claiming he wasn't malevolent? EAT SHIT #PumpRules
Scheana: “I’m mad that he did all this because I miss my friend. I can’t keep hating him for you.” The face you make when the most predictable thing that everybody saw coming happens right in front of you #PumpRules
who here is over Sandoval sympathy scenes #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
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Cynthia is friends with Garcelle, Sutton and Crystal. Get rid of Annemarie and bring her on full-time. #RHOBH
So, essentially, Ariana pulled herself, took the jobs/opportunities coming her way, is setting boundaries and refusing to indulge Sandoval’s BS version of events, AND NOW all of her friends have issue with that and she becomes… the VILLAIN? This cannot be real. #PumpRules
@nosmokenomore Oh. I’ll come out. Ridiculous allegations. Gentleman. Professional. Never seen nor heard of any rumors. And y’all know I listen.
Best male addition to #SummerHouse in years
Please welcome me with open arms as a former Lindsay apologizer because I’ve had a reckoning. I’m sorry I’m so late to the club. Now I’m like #SummerHouse
a lot of people taking the word of a known liar 🙃 #PumpRules
@gibsonoma Jacqueline, Andy and Teresa at the season 4 New Jersey reunion apparently
@gibsonoma The Nina, The Pinta, and the Santa Maria
"You said I got married at 12. I got married at 24 ... I've built a company worth over $100 million. So for you to say that you were in college & getting all this education, while I'm getting married at 12 is bullsh*t. It's a microaggressive comment." Crystal cleared! #RHOBH
promote her #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
So the guy who coordinated his best friend kissing his secret girlfriend to gaslight his ACTUAL girlfriend into so much depression that he could blindside her with an affair on camera and come out looking like a victim is claiming he wasn't malevolent? EAT SHIT #PumpRules
I don’t hate Sandoval because he had an affair. Ppl on tv don’t need my forgiveness. It’s about who he is. He’s pathologically obsessed with his image. He seems void of remorse or empathy. Sandoval is the Kody Brown of Bravo. No one wants a KB redemption tour. #PumpRules
Scheana: “I’m mad that he did all this because I miss my friend. I can’t keep hating him for you.” The face you make when the most predictable thing that everybody saw coming happens right in front of you #PumpRules
who here is over Sandoval sympathy scenes #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
Scheana saying “I can’t hate him for you” #PumpRules
@LisaLowbar Knock off Kardashian
#RHOBH Reunion Preview: Dorit is not happy with Kyle and reveals the long text Kyle sent her before the reunion 👀