dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

https://t.co/wZ0Rncx36O 2:14 marathoner. definitively washed up. private coaching Joined December 2020

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

3 days ago

i hate when im in first place at the bell, primed to win, and my opponents resort to nefarious kicking tactics

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

a week ago

just saw a video where a dude said he 'discovered' a 'new' interval workout and proceeded to describe alternating running 3 mins fast and 1 minute slow. after describing the most basic workout style ever he said "let me know what you guys think of it"

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dante @dantefofante

2 weeks ago

my friend got dumped and was sad so he ran a half marathon in a culdesac and now hes better. lesson in that.

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 weeks ago

I'm at the race expo in disguise reading my competitor's palms and telling them it's sadly gonna be a dnf. You gotta win the mental game.

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 weeks ago

In the lead pack 20 miles deep asking everyone their rose bud and thorn for the day

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 weeks ago

strava post: this was the worst race of my life. i felt horrible from the gun and if the race director had any sympathy at all he would have put me out of my misery during the 3rd mile. First comment: insane pace brother 💪🔥 🏆

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 weeks ago

Just got upset after making up 'guy who doordashes gels to mile 16 of his long run' in my head

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

3 weeks ago

I prefer to go the way of the noble person, training a ton for a marathon and then not finishing it anyways

Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame

3 weeks ago

I prefer to go the way of the noble person, training a ton for a marathon and then not finishing it anyways

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

3 weeks ago

tracksmith models loveee to stand barefoot on a dirt road holding their Eliots in their hands. They literally cannot stop doing it.

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

a month ago

this is how I coach my girlfriend

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

a month ago

Been getting really into eating pierogi in bed whenever Katie isn't home

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 months ago

My favorite part of this is "Christian Coleman is worth 1 million...or maybe 5 times that"

Paul Anderson @PauleeAnderson

2 months ago

My favorite part of this is "Christian Coleman is worth 1 million...or maybe 5 times that"

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 months ago

ah man, Mr beast is keeping me in a 12×12 room with a treadmill until I produce a sub2:10 marathon, at which point I get a million dollars. It's presented by The Feed™️

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

2 months ago

Tactical affair in this women's 1500 as they come through 900 mark in over 18 hours and 16 minutes

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dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp

8 months ago

You DNF another marathon. Felt amazing through 18 miles, you tell everyone, wayyyy under goal pace. Just gotta figure out the fueling. The back of your bib said 'Tyreek could never' but nobody ever needs to know that now.