Random Keith @RandomKeith13

Voted #1 best person on Earth, two years running!! Sociopathic narcissist with delusions of grandeur. Oregon, USA Joined June 2020

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

2 years ago

Sure, if only it weren’t for that whole mental health thing that’d be a great idea. Unfortunately in our society words and emojis tend to lead to real world violence. The block is a good thing, and should be embraced.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Sorry. I only tweet when I poop, and I’ve been constipated for awhile now.

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Tox2Bots🇺🇸 @DannyG0204

3 years ago

My absolutely unrefutable proof that ther are multiple realities is the missing cornucopia on the Fruit of the Loom tags. I have too many specific memories of this label.

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

My cat purposely leaves food in his dish to attract the raccoon that lives in the tree so it will eat the leftovers and wash its hands in the cats water dish. He doesn’t drink out of the water anymore unless the raccoon washed its hands in it. He likes dirty water! Cats are weird

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins is starting to look like a stoic lobsterman…

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Merry Christmas!!

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Surdtoshi @surdtoshi

3 years ago

True story.

Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph

3 years ago

True story.

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

From the bottom of my heart… youtu.be/4dbn58nnJRc

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Some people are so poor that all they have is money… youtu.be/2X3hoF3DRVQ

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

He really didn’t want to go to jail…

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Melville would kick his great great grandson in the teeth for being a Moby dick if he were still alive…

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Americans are struggling, so the obvious solution is to make “American” a bad word and send more money to Ukraine right?… Right?

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Should Congress approve the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill?

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Just woke up to pee, and the neighbors Christmas decoration apparently tipped over in the night. It’s red and blue and spins so it pretty much looks like the cops have the neighborhood surrounded. 😂

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

I’ve lived long enough that Jay-Zs 99 problems sounds like a clickbait article.

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Random Keith @RandomKeith13

3 years ago

Weed will make you crave pretty much any food that ends in “ito”

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PlanB @100trillionUSD

3 years ago

FYI my account is shadow-banned: search "planb" or "100trillionusd" and you only find my impersonators. Also my tweets are not send to all my followers, just to a very small subset. @elonmusk @twitter @twitterSupport what have I done? And when are shadow-bans lifted?