Fundamental Nonsense @RawNonsense
It stinks in here. open.spotify.com/show/7D6xMlgsh… Joined February 2023-
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...Doesn't everyone else's inner monologue sound like Seth Rogan?
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If this is cringy, then I'll delete it tomorrow... however, I've had a few beers... I have only been actively using my 'X' account recently, and I like it here. Shout out to @theereplyguyx and @FluffSuit for engaging and making me laugh. Cheers.
You'd have to walk a mile in my shoes. Then find a cure for the athletes' foot you now have.
*The purge alarm sounds* *Starts ripping off mattress tags*
If my math is correct, 1 horsepower = 6 dogpower.
*Cracks knuckles* "Well, that hamster wheel ain't gonna spin itself."
Hello, Chernobyl. I'm here for your mutants.
The power to turn invisible, but it only works while you're screaming.
—————————————————– • 👟 Light-up kicks • ● Speed: +2 ● Stealth: -1 ● Rizz: +6 • Equip to become fast af boi! • —————————————————–
Did a couple donuts in the parking lot before work, and they're stuck in my sinus cavity. How do you get it to drain?
The utility company hates when I refer to my bill as "my William."
I think you and I would have a pretty sick secret handshake.
The lady at the DMV didn't even laugh when I answered her question with 'Yes, your honor.'
Your body is a temple. My body is a dumpster with graffiti all over it. We are not the same.
Apparently, it's frowned upon to split a 40 with a goose at the park.
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Drunkenly realizing this isn't my home
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People who watch videos in public with the volume up are the worst. Get some earbuds, retard.
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@Mr_Handwich What's the conversion to goldfish power?
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