rayray Mast @Rayray_mast

Joined August 2012

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rayray Mast @Rayray_mast

4 years ago

My favorite part of living in a big city is just constantly saying “it better be if they are charging $15”

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4 years ago

@LasCulturistas As a reader and employee of Kraft I couldn’t be more excited to listen to an ad

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4 years ago

@PadmaLakshmi They need to add a fourth category of “just for fun” to the comments section. One of my personal favs:

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I told my bf that my coworker was really into the Syrian league instead of EPL which I thought seemed “niche as hell”. He stared at me, extremely confused, only to realize moments later I thought ‘Serie A’ was ‘Syria’. #worldcup

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4 years ago

@AugustMcGinnity The 👏🏼real👏🏼villain👏🏼

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4 years ago

@LasCulturistas We treated as a comedy as you suggested and no one else in the theatre got the memo…only one laughing at multiple points. Truly was a comedy!!

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4 years ago

@maggierogers Definitely Be Cool and I’ve got a Friend!

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4 years ago

@ColeDriver I beg to differ

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5 years ago

You know you have a nervous energy when someone stops you in the middle of the grocery store, asks if you’re ok and says “is someone following you because you look like someone is following you”.

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rayray Mast @Rayray_mast

6 years ago

Target is apparently getting us ready for hot *Amish* girl summer

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6 years ago

Hard pass

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rayray Mast @Rayray_mast

6 years ago

@RobertLauf @DavidLeftwich_ I am in fact ok

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rayray Mast @Rayray_mast

6 years ago

I like how everyone willingly accepts the government telling us to alter literal time twice a year for absolutely no reason but the minute we’re told to wear a mask it’s “too far”