LockSmith @RealGitoh

I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” 😂

"Toka kwa njia Kijana", this always cracks me up 😂😂, continue resting in peace Jakom

MSee MSima @mseemsima01

2 weeks ago

Since today is Baba's remembrance day, post a video or a picture of Baba that will always make you remember jakom.

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I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

All illegal merchandise must be confiscated, or as Kamau would say, bidhaa zote zisio harare, lazima zibambwe

Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean

Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 @ndusibeko7

3 weeks ago

Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them

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THIKA SUPERHIGHWAY was Raila Odinga's pet project. In 2003, as Roads Minister, he and Engineer Joshua Toro, then MP for Kandara and Assistant Minister for Roads, crafted a master plan. The THIKA Highway was the pilot project, followed by Rironi - Mau Summit - Londiani - Fort Tenan - Muhoroni, and Ngata - Salgaa - Mau-Summit - Londiani - Kericho - Kisumu - Busia. But the constant conflicts between LDP and NAK stalled these Mega Projects. The Orange-Banana conflict jeopardised every dream built in 2002 because people around Kibaki, like Karua, didn't like LDP near the government's policy-making meetings. Then came 2008, and the Coalition Government was born after a horrible 2007 election. Kipkalya Kones, as Roads Minister, restarted the stalled mega road projects. Then he died in June 2008 in a plane crash. Then Franklin Bett was appointed Roads Minister. He restarted and supervised the Thika Highway groundbreaking ceremony, alongside Jimmy Wanjigi, who designed its financing instruments. Baba carried all the insults when the project started, "Economic saboteur" "He is destroying our businesses" "He wants EABL to collapse so that his molasses plant can start producing beer" "This ODM part of the Government is heartless." Kibaki was almost folding, but Jimmy Wanjigi told him off. Baba and Bett remained firm, and the Highway was commissioned in November 2012 at Museum Hill. Kibaki was present alongside Johnny-come-lately Kalonzo Musyoka. Baba carried the insults, the media rewrote the truth, and we carried the glory. I know our history well because I have refused to let politicians and the media rewrite our historical journey. The media hides the truth, broadcasts lies, to keep the masses misinformed and enraged.

@Ankiii_i Hi

Women were never oppressed. There was NO oppression. What women call oppression today was just PROTECTION. Let me break it down for you: 1. VOTING: Women say "we couldn't vote." But back then, voting was not a right, it was a RESPONSIBILITY. Only people who owned property, paid heavy taxes, held public office, or were drafted to DIE in wars could vote. 100% of the people dying in wars were men. You want to vote to send men to war, while you sit at home safe? Makes zero sense. Voting was linked to the DRAFT. You vote, you go to war. Men understood that. 2. BANKING: "You needed your husband's signature!" Yes, because by LAW, a woman was LEGALLY PROTECTED from debt. Her husband was the head of household and by law HE was 100% liable for ALL debts she made. If she borrowed and couldn't pay, THEY CAME FOR HIM, not her. Creditors went to jail or lost everything - the husband. So of course his signature was needed. He is the one who goes to prison if you don't pay. 3. PROPERTY - COVERTURE: They cry about coverture. Coverture meant when you marry, your property merges under ONE name, the husband's, because there was ONE tax filing per household, not two like today. ONE household, ONE name, ONE tax. It was not to steal from you. It was because the husband was legally responsible for you. If you got sued, he paid. If you owed taxes, he paid. He took your debts too. These men had mothers they worshipped and daughters they would die for. They were not oppressing women, they were covering them. 4. CONTROLLING WOMEN'S BODIES: The biggest lie. Back then there were NO abortion pills, NO condoms that worked, NO diapers, NO formula, NO government money to raise a child alone as a single mother, NO good jobs for women to survive alone. Who bears the most risk in unprotected sex? THE WOMAN. She gets pregnant for 9 months, she risks death during childbirth, which was very common then. So what did society do? They made sure women stayed virgins until marriage, and made sure men MARRIED them before sex. That is not oppression, that is PROTECTION from becoming a single mother with 3 kids and no food. And it WORKED. Single motherhood rate was less than 5%. Marriage rate was 90%. Children grew up with fathers. Today you have "freedom" - 40% single mothers, fatherless homes, abortions everywhere, and women crying that men don't want them. There was never oppression. There was a system that understood biology and protected women from the consequences of their own choices.

Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba

a year ago

Opinions on Feminism that will leave you like this

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@monster0x0000 Sawa buda, wewe ndiye uliuliza analysis. Iko based on posts na RTs zako pekee. Franco na Ruto walitokea huko. Jidishi na wewe kama haujapenda.

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries. You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully. It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood. Now it is your turn, The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED. Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

The wildest conspiracy theory I believe is that George R R Martin based the Targaryens on Sisqo. Because what are the chances that you have a dragon-obsessed group of people who also happen to have platinum hair?? George ain’t slick. Give Sisqo his things.

Every continent before civilization, before every race even met each other, collectively took away women's rights. Chose their arranged marriages for them, restricted their sexuality to virginity until marriage. There were no Zoom calls. No internet. How did 6 different races on 6 different continents all come to the SAME conclusion about women? White, Black, Asian, Latino, Indian, Arab - ALL practiced the same thing and you are fucking telling me there isn't a solid reason behind it? Since women were allowed to choose their own partners, look at the rate of single motherhood? From 5% to 40%+ in one generation. Since women were allowed to not be virgins, look at the rate of prostitution, OnlyFans, abortion? Millions of abortions a year. The best generation of kids, the best schools, the safest streets, the strongest society and civilization was when your rights were restricted. You think your great-great-grandfather was dumb? The man who built a house with no tools, fought lions, survived wars - you think HE was dumb and you are smart because you have TikTok? They restricted you because they LEARNED. Every man learned that if you give a woman unlimited sexual freedom, society collapses. Family collapses. Kids suffer. You call it oppression. They called it order. And their order worked for 5000 years. Your freedom hasn't worked for 50.

Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba

a year ago

Opinions on Feminism that will leave you like this

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@wazua Well, Jimmy McGill showed us it really is.

@Cristiano, que bela jornada você está tendo! Eu te admiro muito e isso não é segredo para ninguém. Parabéns por quebrar o meu recorde de gols em partidas oficiais. Deixo essa foto em sua homenagem, com muito carinho, como símbolo de uma amizade que já existe há muitos anos.

@XivTroy Good to hear man. Na ukumbe you owe us a book.

@UtdMaI @grok how true is this?

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