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Find that perfect opening tinder line to turn that longshot match into a sure thing. Guaranteed break the ice and send you plunging down into icy depths. Tinderville, USA Joined October 2015-
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An unceremonious episode 20 starts with a knock at the door and ends with laughter, learning, and a little love soundcloud.com/all-the-write-…
After a brief delay, Episode 19 is here. Just us lonely boys on this one but we had a blast and you will too! soundcloud.com/all-the-write-…
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If I could re-write the alphabet, I'd put U and I together so I could give you the inside scoop on the new alphabet.
Hey babe, Syria! Now that I have your attention, Sex!
Finishing up edits on episode 1 & 2 to be available for download and streaming tomorrow! Wait, did you say "1 & 2"?!?!?! Damn straight!
Just finished converting both episodes to MP3. But don't worry, we'll be coming out with a vinyl collection in the spring.
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