Rob in AUS @RobInAUS
I'm just this guy, OK? Australia, not Austin Joined September 2009-
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My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival. officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/my…
.@kimmel suspension lasts 0.54 Scaramuccis. Welcome back Jimmy!
Autism was first identified in 1911. Tylenol was introduced in 1950. Don't listen to the guy with the brainworm. Release the Epstein Files.
@OccupyDemocrats Here's the full essay for those who are interested! open.substack.com/pub/lettersfro…
Right now, everybody on Babuyan Island is experiencing one of the most incredible displays known to man — the stadium effect. People are likely coming out of their shelters and looking up, only to see cliffs of clouds rising all around them — like standing in the middle of an…
real all timer post dropped this week
Remember my father said that only thing stopping China pivot is that they are waiting for USA to so betray Europe and free world that it leaves Europe with only rational choice: turn on USA. Remember my father explain that China wants East russia and total control of their…
Remember my father said that only thing stopping China pivot is that they are waiting for USA to so betray Europe and free world that it leaves Europe with only rational choice: turn on USA. Remember my father explain that China wants East russia and total control of their…
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If you're assigned to the antifa bunker this weekend, the new passcode has been posted in the Signal group.
To the American youth: In 1981 when Reagan came to power. Fully two-thirds of Americans were in the middle class. College was so cheap you could pay your tuition with a weekend job. Healthcare was inexpensive and widely available. Women and minorities had achieved legal…
I’m Not a Robot, a game about solving CAPTCHAs, is out now! good luck :)
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much." United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
An eyewitness to Charlie Kirk’s murder was cut off mid-account as people rushed in, grabbed him, and quickly silenced him before he could share the rest of what he saw.
Imagine America after 9/11. Thousands dead, cities in shock, a nation under attack. Now imagine if Europe had rolled out the red carpet for Osama bin Laden. Imagine if the world had demanded that the United States surrender part of its territory “for peace.” Imagine if they told…
Charlie Kirk was the 18,533rd American shot and killed in 2025. Why is he the only one people are talking about? What about the 18,532 before him? What about the roughly 400 hundred who were shot and killed since then? Does anyone know any of their names?
I have spent the last 3 days painfully sitting through Charlie Kirk debates. Here are my conclusions: He was a political grifter pandering to his MAGA base for personal and monetary gain. He purposely chose divisive topics to maintain relavence. His videos were manipulated,…
After a few followers mentioned they thought this might be referring to manufacturing stamps I had a quick look. Many manufacturers stamp with arrows, ironsights or initials including TRN. This seems like something that anyone in law enforcement should know if they aren’t a…
After a few followers mentioned they thought this might be referring to manufacturing stamps I had a quick look. Many manufacturers stamp with arrows, ironsights or initials including TRN. This seems like something that anyone in law enforcement should know if they aren’t a… https://t.co/lx6GFovOjj
There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power. The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office. Every single major Democratic…

Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd
29K Followers 4K Following Writer. Editor. Author of “A Wider Universe.” Lover of old movies and DQ blizzards. Spoonie. Perennial ragamuffin. Intersectionality is a must.
Meg: The Untameable S... @meghanttucker
16K Followers 972 Following 'snotty, antagonistic feminazi cunt'-🫡 Wife💍Mom🤱Novice Button Masher🎮Pro-Abortion & Unrelenting Meliorist 🏳️⚧️🎗🏳️🌈
Absolute Lawn Flaming... @fowlflamingo
772 Followers 740 Following I pretend to be a flamingo on the internet. I'm only still here to laugh at the Nazi filth that have infested this hell hole He/him. Kazooie4lyfe
AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
335K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Ezrigen of the Faint ... @Ezrigen
8K Followers 2K Following Deadbeat Daughter. Toxic Tinkerbell. Basketball Goddess. I don't debate. 🔞
Turbo Slut Extraordin... @skarskar2003
913 Followers 2K Following I am blossoming into a powerful woman. it took a while but I'm here She/her Minors DNI
Vy is on Bluesky @WyldViolet
9K Followers 1K Following EXvangelical. Neurospicy. Queer af. AuDHD mom. Marathon napper. Expert snacker. Kitchen-dancing queen. Thrifter extraordinaire.
Andrew - Black Lives ... @andallya
3K Followers 2K Following My wife knows I’m flirting with you. A tweetie. "It's chaos, be kind." - Michelle McNamara “I have not yet begun to defile myself.” he/him
HisRoyalFlyness The T... @FlyIngenuity
4K Followers 2K Following ♿️Timbersmith, Data Analyst, he/him or Marquis of Darkness to you. *Not a Man" Still here, still trying, still lost. https://t.co/D0tmiR10b2
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative
183K Followers 78K Following Potty Mouth Anti-Racist, Anti-Child Trafficking Advocate, Nonprofit, BlackLivesMatter, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Ben Bridges (XX#) @Falconer084
5K Followers 5K Following Two of my chromosomes are X. #EndChildMarriageNOW
Jax Persists @LadyJayPersists
58K Followers 14K Following Veteran | Mom | Wifey | GenXtra | STEM Goddess | Shit Show Supervisor | UNC fan by birth, UCLA fan by matriculation, LSU fan by marriage
Erik :: they/them @thecardsharp2
1K Followers 2K Following :: Las Vegas :: SAG-AFTRA :: stunt performer, martial artist, tumbling, cosplay, bicycles & eskate :: pansexual, non-binary, they/them 🏳️⚧️ #freePalestine
Heather @s_heather96
288 Followers 3K Following
QuizTime @QuizTimeUK
51K Followers 12K Following QuizTimeUK! Here you’ll find all my latest quizzes and a link to my Etsy shop, where you can buy them. Perfect for pub quizzes! Christmas quizzes also available
qMncuJXL @MncuQ60825
1 Followers 193 Following
liz tanner @liztanner6244
182 Followers 6K Following
Staff Sergeant Johnso... @Colonel_Myway
35K Followers 33K Following I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke at Birth. A Raw Unfiltered Parody Account.
Gu 🪐🐍 @eroticacid
3K Followers 3K Following drug developer to the stars. I'm trying to get you to see something
Leo Pippenpadlopsicop... @NotoriusBFD
879 Followers 1K Following “And although his shit posting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to grift. But I believe his memes can save the world.”
AlexiaJulia @EQ2z92640I84x6
152 Followers 4K Following
Fionn Is a Man’s Na... @FMccreigh5740
274 Followers 885 Following If yer here ta tell me I’m a horrible person, get in line. | Wild Gosling tryna get back ta the caravan. | I am the living and the dead calling for the dance.
MAYE @MAYE48882313072
1 Followers 292 Following Bestselling International Author of A Woman Makes A Plan! Doctor of Dietetics👩🎓 Supermodel 😉💃#ItsGreatToBe76 Manager: [email protected]
Amina Okueva @OAntonina39
615 Followers 5K Following Combat war🫡 Я український воїн, ми захищаємо наших матерів, дружин, дітей і весь світ свободи💛💙🙏 official of the Armed force Ukraine🏹
Michael J.J. Tiffany @kubla
2K Followers 2K Following priv/acc Hacker: @ninjanetworks Cofounder: @SecureWithHUMAN (infosec unicorn) Cofounder: @FulcraDynamics (personal data sovereignty) I have magnificent friends
James @James3305967278
96 Followers 6K Following In You, o LORD, I put my trust; Let me never be put to shame. 2 Deliver me in Your righteousness
Todd Spence @Todd_Spence
67K Followers 10K Following Film fan fella. Movie illustrator: https://t.co/sxbr5eveR0 Screenwriter
JoJoMama1965 @MaryJoRetTeachr
2K Followers 4K Following Retired teacher, Nana of the RPDR fandom, disabled, avid video gamer, LGBTQ ally,1st gen American 🏴I am @jojomama1965 on everything but twitter
Blame Billionaires @BilionaireBlame
281 Followers 974 Following I have a hard time trusting a billionaire to fix the problems that billionaires created. Follow me: @whybillionaires.bsky.social
Steve Perry @Steveperry5241
44 Followers 885 Following
...HPTVvZ... @hansvvz
4K Followers 7K Following Dutch 🇳🇱 Entrepreneur. Pastafarian. Ruzzia needs to collapse. Humanism. Enlightenment. Gods are manmade. https://t.co/OyQpswCDIo
Dr. James Joyce @drjamesbjoyce
19K Followers 10K Following PhD CompSci/InfoSci, Electrical Engineer, Professor, CTO/CSO, Invented A.I., GeoBlocking, Uncrackable Encryption, Proved P≠NP, Firefighter🇺🇸
Goddess of Workaround... @The_Goonhongo
270 Followers 403 Following Writer. Knitter. Shooter. Artist. Nerd. Gen X. (She/Her) Don't bother DMing.
Janet @boonejanet10
170 Followers 3K Following
Alicia Jameson @JamesonAli67877
56 Followers 373 Following
Rev. Dr. Boudyka @bdk1521
18K Followers 19K Following still fighting the Roman Empire. recovering white person. intersectional feminist. pancake apologist. she/her/Doctor. trans women are women.
Lealey @Lealey387163
23 Followers 487 Following
The Molly Ivins Proje... @GhostMollyIvins
701 Followers 524 Following I’ve come back to haunt the clowns and grifters of the #txlege. Read it in my voice.
Mrs. Libby @mrslibbysclass
2K Followers 3K Following Lifelong learner, teacher, and critical thinker!💙💙💙🌊No DMs!
Kaylara's All Gas, No... @Kaylara0wl
2K Followers 4K Following @Transdoeforce board member Admin - LAMMP Database Missing and Unidentified Persons Cases TDoR Researcher Forensic Genetic Genealogist #OptIn (They/He)
Pharris Frank @PharrisFrank584
446 Followers 7K Following Pharris frank,41 year old,small town of Advance,North Carolina,Winner of the North Carolina Jackpot giving few back to the society by paying credit card bills👍
Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_
67K Followers 12K Following Business Owner, Bounty Hunter, Licensed TX Bondsman & fresh out of fucks! I’m not an ally, I’m an accomplice😉 #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
isla @lizardxprincess
20 Followers 134 Following
Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns
900 Followers 2K Following My guitar might’ve wanted to kill your mama but the Christo-Fascists want to kill all your freedoms. I’ve come back from the dead to stop them.
RC deWinter @RCdeWinter
71K Followers 20K Following Jongleur. Not the girl your mother wanted you to marry. “I’m a strong cup of coffee – dark, bitter and hot.” Love me or leave me. Alt : @hostagegina
Phiona @paint_flowers
281 Followers 2K Following
Beekeeper Bri 🐝�... @bi_swamp_thing
1K Followers 4K Following she/they | 25 | bi | anarchist | archaeology MA student | 🔯
Ruth @AnywayAnywayAny
324 Followers 1K Following
Dog Zebra Eel @EelZebra
3K Followers 7K Following Vax yourself and back up offa me. Yeah, I got a mask on. You got a problem with that? Best step #StandWithUkraine The pen is mightier than the sword. #VoteBlue
Auntie Smartassy @AuntSassyAss
23K Followers 19K Following Auntie here to provide you with some comic relief. I create Ai work, say some sassy things, and a little political https://t.co/QFi5UbD2Et
tDubYa 🇺🇦💪�... @evasuncle
4K Followers 4K Following True North Strong and Free 🇨🇦🤙✌🌎 Trumpism is not Democracy *Rights aren't given by a Deity* #ReligionDoesNotBelongInGovt
Mendyrose @Mendyrose11766
522 Followers 7K Following I’m a certified legal mobile masseuse therapist offer good massage services at good rates you down ?
After Dinner Conversa... @AfterDinnerCon
37K Followers 37K Following Philosophy | Ethics Short Story Literary Fiction Publisher. Rated "Most Popular Fiction LitMag 2024" (#Chillsubs). $ subscriptions (& Patreon) pay writers.
janis madalyn swift(S... @chiefostriche
763 Followers 691 Following harris supporter, hillary supporter, gay transwoman. nonmonogamous. pronouns:SHE/HER.
Human Cinepede @MoviesHateSarah
1K Followers 842 Following a Movie podcast where we torture my friend Sarah with crazy films she’s never heard of. if you love horror and hate Nazis we can be cool.
Joel Montfort @jmontforttx
69K Followers 67K Following Political Scientist. Democratic hack to idolatrist of DJT. #Longhorn #UTD.
Heidi Rothman @RothmanHei46874
49 Followers 1K Following I'm an outgoing and humorous lady who enjoys making others laugh and smile ❤️...
Stijn @Elizabeth323dws
167 Followers 2K Following I have known Tango for three years. It is dance, technology, communication... ...if you are lucky, maybe there will be a collision of souls.
Cricket @PanicMixi
3K Followers 497 Following chaotic collection of trauma responses stuffed into a skin suit. (they/them) IG:@ fashionshowatlunch
Charlotte Clymer 🇺... @cmclymer
355K Followers 6K Following Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. Jesus fan. |Rep: @lynnjohnstonlit | @GUPolitics | [email protected] | subscribe: https://t.co/zZjhwNRmqL #BLM
Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa
484K Followers 23 Following CEO. Diplomat rel. @PVAenglish main representative at United Nations ECOSOC and accredited at United Nations Geneva Office. #StandUp4HumanRights
Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd
29K Followers 4K Following Writer. Editor. Author of “A Wider Universe.” Lover of old movies and DQ blizzards. Spoonie. Perennial ragamuffin. Intersectionality is a must.
Meg: The Untameable S... @meghanttucker
16K Followers 972 Following 'snotty, antagonistic feminazi cunt'-🫡 Wife💍Mom🤱Novice Button Masher🎮Pro-Abortion & Unrelenting Meliorist 🏳️⚧️🎗🏳️🌈
Absolute Lawn Flaming... @fowlflamingo
772 Followers 740 Following I pretend to be a flamingo on the internet. I'm only still here to laugh at the Nazi filth that have infested this hell hole He/him. Kazooie4lyfe
AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
335K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Cooper @Cooperstreaming
41K Followers 963 Following The most overly confident disabled woman in America. ♿️ CRPS. You've seen me in BuzzFeed, The Daily Mail, The BBC, New York Magazine, and regrettably, TMZ.
TheFitFem @the_fit_fem
9K Followers 1K Following Fitness, feminism, food; BLM 🏳️🌈 She/her; Top in the streets, Power bottom in the sheets
Jeff 'Mister Sir' Tuc... @JeffScottTucker
668 Followers 156 Following Husband, dad, supposed warfighter, sarnt, controlmancer, gamer, perpetual DM, tarnished, guardian, Silmarillionaire
Caroline Orr Bueno, P... @RVAwonk
377K Followers 3K Following Behavioral Scientist. Asst Research Scientist @ UMD. Studying disinformation, sociotechnical systems, public health, cognitive security, crises. Opinions=mine.
Ezrigen of the Faint ... @Ezrigen
8K Followers 2K Following Deadbeat Daughter. Toxic Tinkerbell. Basketball Goddess. I don't debate. 🔞
Turbo Slut Extraordin... @skarskar2003
913 Followers 2K Following I am blossoming into a powerful woman. it took a while but I'm here She/her Minors DNI
Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX
158K Followers 5K Following Award-winning investigative journo ▪️ 2022 Society of Professional Journalists Award/Newspaper Feature Reporting ▪️2023 NLGJA/Curve Award ▪️ Socialist ▪️Widow
Vy is on Bluesky @WyldViolet
9K Followers 1K Following EXvangelical. Neurospicy. Queer af. AuDHD mom. Marathon napper. Expert snacker. Kitchen-dancing queen. Thrifter extraordinaire.
feminist next door @emrazz
181K Followers 1K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
Guido @heyyguido
91K Followers 8K Following I sell pictures of my hot pocket & make jokes about it on the internet. Click my link for my OF page! ⬇️
Shannon S. @MizShannonS
4K Followers 3K Following Single Child, Raising Parents. Also fond of Acting, Storytelling, Blogging, Photography & Watching Hockey... and Charlie Brown the dog. #iknowrightblog
Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads
130K Followers 401 Following I own 12,000 businesses | Passive Income coming out my ass | My course is only $12,995) | created by @charliewrich | Work with me: https://t.co/AgEhJJpT7M
Ming-Na Wen @MingNa
606K Followers 5K Following Geek/Nerd Girl. Love my Mingalings❤️ IG:MingNa_Wen https://t.co/LCmam8bZ58
inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp
11K Followers 2 Following Tips from the darkside of HR. VP of HR for 10+ years. Employees are chesspieces, I am a grandmaster. I also like hot dogs.
Steve Schwab @SchwabForTexas
1K Followers 1K Following Centrist Democrat running for Texas house district 44. Retired Army, economist, college professor, community leader. We are stronger together!
Katerina Horbunova @blue_eyedKeti
38K Followers 353 Following ... War through the Eyes of a Ukrainian, Right from the Heart of 🇺🇦 I write about events, people of my country and our life in general. #SupportUkraine
John M. Smith @txsmitty
5K Followers 5K Following NY Giants , dogs, NY Yankees, NY Rangers, NJ Devils, football, hockey & humor. Occasionally politics
Beth Eleanor @b_eleanor_
464K Followers 62 Following I write, game, and gym 🥸 I’m writing a fantasy book!
LaurieWired @lauriewired
106K Followers 285 Following researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker; https://t.co/Vl1seeNgYK ex @ msft & aerospace
Terribly Interesting @TerriblyHQ
10K Followers 3 Following Terribly Interesting. Where curiosity clicks.
Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤... @Smil3yAngel
41K Followers 23K Following LIBERAL AF. ESC - Emotional Support Canadian 🇨🇦 I Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦 No Maga/Maple Maga! #MUFC ⚽♥️ Very Happily Married 🥰
Gu 🪐🐍 @eroticacid
3K Followers 3K Following drug developer to the stars. I'm trying to get you to see something
reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo
43K Followers 1K Following the original recession indicator. strippernomics. MPH.
Jeff Geerling @geerlingguy
79K Followers 5K Following Father, author, developer, maker. Sometimes called "an inflammatory enigma". #stl #ansible #k8s #raspberrypi #crohns #ostomy
Zastela @zastelatv
109K Followers 94 Following streamer on timeoff | content creator - chainmail artist
UNITED24 @U24_gov_ua
83K Followers 26 Following The initiative of the President of Ukraine @ZelenskyyUa The main platform for collecting charitable donations in support of Ukraine
Leo Pippenpadlopsicop... @NotoriusBFD
879 Followers 1K Following “And although his shit posting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to grift. But I believe his memes can save the world.”
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /... @ZelenskyyUa
8.2M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Adam Cochran (adamsco... @adamscochran
257K Followers 1K Following Investor, prof, policy consultant, author, independent investigative journalist and father. Trying to make the world suck less.
Ueno. Yes, we're back... @uenodotco
27K Followers 878 Following A strategic innovation agency working with the brands that change the world.
Amber Speaks Up @AmberWoods100
56K Followers 6K Following Independent investigative journalist. Uncovering what others won’t. Trauma-informed. Survivor focused. Relentless. Follow me on YT @ amberspeaksup. No DMs.
Darknet Diaries @DarknetDiaries
124K Followers 1 Following True stories from the dark side of the Internet. Host @jackrhysider. New episodes released on the first Tuesday of each month. Discord: https://t.co/bZZRR8C59R
Hacked @hackedpodcast
2K Followers 609 Following Strange tales of hacking, tech, cyber security, AI and internet grifters, with Jordan & Scott.
not ccrossszn @BPryDickVein
679 Followers 808 Following formerly Haley Stevens Fan I #Seahawks I #Wizards l #Hokies I #Nationals I #Capitals I ✝️ I Admin for @SSN_GMU
Friends of Bear Cat R... @feederofcats
123K Followers 316 Following hi I'm Haley and I'm the founder of Friends of Bear Cat Rescue, a 501c3 non-profit cat rescue! - advocating for the janky ones - https://t.co/jEVMcoARKq
The Editorial Board @johnastoehr
72K Followers 9K Following John Stoehr is the editor of the Editorial Board. Subscribe: https://t.co/2hvEnYHoJQ. On Bsky @ https://t.co/KHt7ySToFk
State of New York @NYGov
57K Followers 782 Following Official Twitter of New York State. Get updates: https://t.co/DU48Zm8UZx or text NEW YORK to 81336. Social media use policy: https://t.co/aqC7kQUsPD
Luna Ellie 0.02% ⋆�... @cyberxluna
204K Followers 32 Following chronic thirst trapper + mentally ill (backup)
Lavaxgrll @Lavaaxgrl
309K Followers 32 Following Just a girl who likes gaming (backup) 🕹 more of me below ↓
Cloudy ⛅ (real ange... @oncloud_e
74K Followers 183 Following i don't know what sex is, be nice to me 💗 streaming live MTThF at 5pm est
Suz @thestoicsiren
3K Followers 125 Following world’s first stoic gooner🍒| gratitude, resilience, and big dreams 🩵
AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429
269K Followers 7K Following his @jburneront •freckles you wanna trace • star gazer ✨autism mom 💙 dogs 😍 football 🏈 •bb obsession 🏠• 420💚• subscribe 18+👀
Summer Ray @SummerRay
32K Followers 1K Following voiceover/writer/illustrator/absolute joke. https://t.co/nwwRcZusqj
Nikita Bier @nikitabier
607K Followers 2K Following head of product @x, advisor @solana, venture partner @lightspeedvp, ex-founder @gasappteam (acq by discord), ex-founder @thetbhapp (acq by facebook)
Did Donald Trump Die ... @DidDTrumpDie
161K Followers 213 Following Daily answer to the question everyone is now asking, Did Donald Trump Die Today?
🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
34K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
cursed_connectors @cursedconnector
10K Followers 514 Following brothers of chaos with @cursedfootprint
William Coffin @CoffinItUp
23K Followers 11K Following I Make Gnomes Homeless. Breaker of Liars and Hypocrites. Don't make me angry. No DM's w/o reason please.
Nabbit @NabbitSM
46K Followers 7K Following I steal stuff and give it to people for free! / NEVER NAB ART / Nab ≠ Endorse / Follow ≠ Endorse / Lolicon = PEDOPHILE / @ me if i follow problematic people
Neil Stone @DrNeilStone
111K Followers 18K Following Infectious Diseases doctor. Clinician-scientist.Officially the 1st person to use word #Covid. Strictly my personal views only. No DMs for medical advice.