Sarah Sixx @RottenPan
Just chilling out maxin, relaxin all cool. Pomona, CA Joined April 2012-
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Its been one of those mornings... #terribletwos
@ChiveOnSarnia why are you retweeting an asshole?
You can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather.
If I would have made me, I would have fell apart by now. #incubus
@ComedyCentral @tristanwalker IF U WANT BEEF THAN BRING THE RUCKUS, VOLATILE BOND MARKETS AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH
THIS “@caheise: @deadmau5 They really should have go kart tracks at airports to pass the time.”
Have you ever watched the @TheDailyShow? Have you ever watched @TheDailyShow on weed???
If you're witnessing voter intimidation/suppression @ your polling station take out your camera, hit RECord & post: videothevote.org
Mitt Romney has an advantage in Colorado since he is also a square @ComedyCentral
How can you be pro-life (anti abortion) and pro-death penalty at the same time? smh...
Watching tlc has made my roommate go bleach crazy, thanks #hoarding!!
@theCHIVE met two German brothers at @CoyoteUglyLV this weekend. Everyone loves some bar humps!
Boys who play with Nerf guns are completely misrepresented by their commercial counterpart....
Remember this. Romney was selected by the republicans because he gave them the best chance they had of winning. That's very funny.
@theCHIVE should do a roadside sign twirler post. Hilarity should ensue.
@theCHIVE went to Venice yesterday, where did your Chive Dr sign go???
I suppose if I married an ice cream, they should call it "Takei the Rainbow." Are you listening, Ben & Jerry's?
Sleep Tight @SleepTightLBS
24 Followers 256 Following Monday night's 9pm PT on https://t.co/SEziahQFwP If you're offended by the word fuck, or ya know, by civil rights, don't listen I guess? Sleep Tight, Long Beach State
Devin @Devinrolls
23 Followers 98 Following
CascadiaNow! @cascadianow
3K Followers 2K Following CascadiaNow! is a 501(c)3 non-profit fiscal sponsor. Our mission is to cultivate a resilient and inclusive Pacific Northwest community.
Skyler Anderson @MrSandyson
48 Followers 266 Following I skate,write short stories, and listen to music.I also like to party and hit up the clubs.I'm am also aspiring to be a writer and a movie extra.
Midas of LA @MidasOfLA
94 Followers 91 Following Tweeting for 9 Los Angeles Midas Locations. Check out our blog at http://t.co/S7UXKCkwT9. Like us on Facebook! http://t.co/loQ0sAZpE6
CascadiaNow! @cascadianow
3K Followers 2K Following CascadiaNow! is a 501(c)3 non-profit fiscal sponsor. Our mission is to cultivate a resilient and inclusive Pacific Northwest community.
LANA FUCHS @FOLLOWTEAMLANA
221 Followers 49 Following Welcome to #TeamLana You think you know me? YOU HAVE NO IDEA. **COMING SOON #LANALIVE ** [email protected]
Harley Morenstein @HarleyPlays
289K Followers 22K Following Patient Dude and a Good Sport. Baptized and Bar-Mitzvah’d. Co-Creator EpicMealTime. Actor. Producer. DJ.
ARCHIVED - Curiosity ... @MarsCuriosity
3.8M Followers 53 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Curiosity rover’s mission.
KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
2.7M Followers 67 Following It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Gov. Gary Johnson @GovGaryJohnson
225K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter of Gov Gary Johnson former two-term Gov of New Mexico former Presidential nominee.
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.7M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus.
Kwayzar The Seer @KwayzarTheSeer
79 Followers 31 Following Futurist, Originator of Cyber Rap, Political Activist, Blogger, the list goes on. Kwayzer is an 83 year old phenomenon, proving age is only a state of mind!
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
13.9M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg
2.2M Followers 223 Following Traveling Vaudevillian - JOY podcast and new special "I'm So Happy" now available on YouTube! https://t.co/0Q4AqlaDYr
The Chivery @TheChivery
61K Followers 310 Following Rad T-shirts. Awesome designs. Cool shit you want. Show off your Chive gear with the hashtag #thechivery, & #KCCO
Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson
8.1M Followers 816 Following
Hugh M. Hefner @hughhefner
1.0M Followers 91 Following Continuing Hef’s legacy by defending civil rights & civil liberties in our democratic society. All tweets by the Hugh M. Hefner Foundation.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.6M Followers 755 Following 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
Jane Lynch @janemarielynch
1.5M Followers 304 Following Consider a donation to @directrelief. DELIVERING A WORLD OF GOOD to people in emergency and crisis situations. FYI: I don’t use DM.
Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher
784K Followers 413 Following theres no room for demons when you're self possessed....
comedycentral @ComedyCentral
1.5M Followers 5K Following Check out Comedy Central shows on @paramountplus
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
2.4M Followers 544 Following Father to 3 women. Canadian *NOT POLITICAL* be warned or be blocked! Calendar: https://t.co/4Jwy1dww25 Charity: https://t.co/HmIzHkPLvx No Podcasts! https://t.co/82IXIOYEVo
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland
696K Followers 913 Following Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone. Snapchat: tliboys
Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler
6.7M Followers 593 Following #LittleBigBitchTour on sale now | Listen to Dear Chelsea Season 4 | Revolution is streaming now on @netflix
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
8.3M Followers 0 Following Standup comedian. Writer/director. Master of None. Good Fortune. Parks and Rec. On the Hypothetical Tour now. Sign up for dates below.
Midas of LA @MidasOfLA
94 Followers 91 Following Tweeting for 9 Los Angeles Midas Locations. Check out our blog at http://t.co/S7UXKCkwT9. Like us on Facebook! http://t.co/loQ0sAZpE6
meowingtons @meowingtons
19K Followers 5 Following @deadmau5 is my human and this is my official page... coming to a lab soon.![More Secrets, Stories & Surprises: [mail to] PostSecret
28241 Crown Valley Parkway, F-224
Laguna Niguel, CA 92677
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PostSecret @postsecret
353K Followers 436 Following More Secrets, Stories & Surprises: [mail to] PostSecret 28241 Crown Valley Parkway, F-224 Laguna Niguel, CA 92677 or email image to: [email protected]
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
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theCHIVE @theCHIVE
439K Followers 909 Following Stuff for your eyeballs—bringing you the best of humor and humanity. KCCO! Awesome merch @TheChivery & good things @ChiveCharitiesTrends for United States
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