DarkRuby9 @Ruby9Dark
Balls of Steel, Heart of Gold. The Barrio by the Beach Joined April 2020-
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I am coming out of a 10 year era of constant caregiving, grief and multiple deaths. I'm looking for lightness and laughter. Got a funny link or account? I want to snort with laughter so hard I can barely breathe. HOOK ME UP!
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Happy October! Halloween, here we come! 🎃👻💚
You watching the fight tonight? I'm ready. Crawford is a helluva fighter but my money is on Canelo. #CaneloVsCrawford
You watching the fight tonight? I'm ready. Crawford is a helluva fighter but my money is on Canelo. #CaneloVsCrawford
An appropriate punishment IMHO.
An appropriate punishment IMHO.
Good because that is disrespectful, inappropriate and unethical. How can patients expect to be treated with privacy and dignity after that? They 100% do not belong in health care...switch careers assholes because I hope no ethical facility will hire you.
Good because that is disrespectful, inappropriate and unethical. How can patients expect to be treated with privacy and dignity after that? They 100% do not belong in health care...switch careers assholes because I hope no ethical facility will hire you. https://t.co/2NyH0gd9dr
Elote salad on this hot day. Oaxacan crema, parmesan, queso fresco,, roasted jalapeños, charred white corn, red onion, cilantro, lime, chile powder, cayenne pepper and tajin.
Shohei Ohtani pitch practice in the bullpen from this past Monday's game. I didn't get it on video but he threw a ball to a kid who was positively overjoyed to get it. Super sweet.
V from BTS threw out the first pitch at the game the other day and what a reception they gave him! High pitched girly screams that rivaled Beatles fans! Elderly women positively swoooned! Girls fanned themselves as though they had a case of the vapors! It was really something 😃
I got 2, one for each middle finger. @Dodgers
Damn straight. 😉
Fiiiiigaro!
Feeling inspired today but not much time for baking when I'm caregiving. Shop bought puff pastry FTW. Pistachio chocolate pop tarts filled with pistachio cream, chopped pistachios and dark chocolate and coated in a pistachio confectioners sugar glaze.
How I plan on spending my time in my old age. youtu.be/sAHiAuiT_zM?si…
I am having a wonderful 4th of July holiday weekend, how about you? youtu.be/4q2w1DDp66s?si…
Off this list? Galaga, but give me Phoenix and Tempest all damn day.
Off this list? Galaga, but give me Phoenix and Tempest all damn day. https://t.co/MFQLtiMQ9l
My pup has the most perfect toe beans in all the land.
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