Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

Literally no one: Brooklyn, NY Joined October 2009

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

7 days ago

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3 months ago

Cannot describe how embarrassing this is for the NYTimes

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

3 months ago

Hot take: when the little toggle button on the side of your phone is set to “off”, your phone should never be able to make a sound.

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

3 months ago

TFW you’re waiting for the bus and it just never comes.. and then, not one, not two, but FIVE “Not In Service” busses pass you within a few minutes.. 😑 #MTA

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

4 months ago

Spending my last few, fleeting years as a hot person—which coincidentally also happen to be the last few, fleeting years of a habitable Earth—waiting to get blown up in a US/Israeli imperial terror attack that will be blamed on Iran. 👌👌

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

4 months ago

Last night was the second worst attack on New York City to be orchestrated by Halliburton.

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

4 months ago

Did you guys hear about the gooner who's using the dictionary to jack off? It's been tough, but he's slowly coming to terms with it.

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

5 months ago

Is this anything?

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

5 months ago

We’re still doing this passive voice shit??

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

6 months ago

Looking at the staggering percentage of my income that's paid in taxes to the US federal, NY state, NYC governments—at least I can sleep easy knowing that it's being used to explode Palestinian children, arm the NYPD with tanks, and fund Eric Adam's reelection campaign :)

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

6 months ago

Paid ad from an opponent making Zohran look smart and cool, keep up the good work Scooch ❤️

SCOOCH דוד @david_sivella

6 months ago

Paid ad from an opponent making Zohran look smart and cool, keep up the good work Scooch ❤️

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

6 months ago

Told my girl that, due to the new executive order of operations that Trump signed, we need to do a little (50 + 19) / (0.25 x 4) tonight.

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6 months ago

Told my girl that, due to the new executive order of operations that Trump signed, we need to do a little (50 + 19) / (0.25 x 4) tonight.

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

8 months ago

Congrats to Zuck for the most irritating and non-helpful forced AI integration yet.

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

8 months ago

MAGA seems to love the idea that someone could just change their name and one day decide to identity as something other than what they were born as.

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Paul Atreides Nuts @RyanDotComm

8 months ago

Getting a lot of ads for books on survival skills when there’s no electricity or internet. I’m sure that’s a good sign..

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8 months ago

I think something that’s probably killing me way faster than microplastics is the volume of aerosolized fryer grease that involuntarily passes through my lungs every time I get within 200 feet of a Popeyes, which in NYC means every time I enter or exit a subway station.